1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:38,066 >> Announcer: START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:07,499 --> 00:00:42,633 ♪ 3 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:47,233 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:50,633 >> Bill: 5 00:00:47,233 --> 00:00:51,833 THANK YOU, PEOPLE, HOW ARE YOU? 6 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:56,633 I APPRECIATE IT. 7 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:58,400 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 8 00:00:56,633 --> 00:01:02,599 WOOF WOOF, ABSOLUTELY. 9 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:03,100 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 10 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:03,533 OKAY. 11 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,233 ALL RIGHT. 12 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:09,233 LET'S GET TO ALL THE BIG NEWS. 13 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:11,133 BIG NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE. 14 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:12,566 DID YOU SEE THIS? 15 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:14,666 YOU KNOW ELON MUSK HAS HIS 16 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:16,433 COMPANY SPACE X. 17 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:17,400 AMAZING COMPANY. 18 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:18,499 [LAUGHTER] 19 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,833 AND WENT PUBLIC A FEW MONTHS AGO 20 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:22,400 AND DID VERY WELL. 21 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:23,533 BUT THEIR ROCKET CRASHED INTO 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,000 THE MOON. 23 00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:26,599 THAT SCIENCE. 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,966 IT GOES WRONG BEFORE IT GOES 25 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:30,200 RIGHT BUT WE HIT THE MOON WITH A 26 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:31,133 ROCKET. 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:35,699 TRUMP ANNOUNCED TODAY THE MOON 28 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:37,599 HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DEFEATED. 29 00:01:35,699 --> 00:01:40,133 AND THEY ARE BEGGING FOR A DEAL. 30 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:43,466 BEGGING FOR A DEAL. 31 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:45,599 OH I KID. 32 00:01:43,466 --> 00:01:47,300 I KID THE IRAN WAR. 33 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:48,866 IS IT A WAR? 34 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,900 IT'S A WAR, NOT A WAR. 35 00:01:48,866 --> 00:01:53,400 IT'S COMPLICATED. 36 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:54,566 ITS STATUS IS VERY COMPLICATED. 37 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,666 NOW THEY'RE SAYING THE STRAIT OF 38 00:01:54,566 --> 00:01:58,167 HORMUZ IS OPEN EXCEPT THEY ARE 39 00:01:55,666 --> 00:02:02,666 GOING TO BAN SHIPS JUST FROM THE 40 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:07,800 UNITED STATES AND ISRAEL. 41 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:11,866 THIS REALLY PISSED OFF TRUMP. 42 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:14,000 HE SAID YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU WE 43 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:16,200 ARE OUT OF MISSILES. 44 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,400 THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME 45 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,300 FROM. 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:22,666 NO, TURNS OUT NOT. 47 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:26,633 NOT WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 48 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:27,267 WE SPENT $1 TRILLION ON 49 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:28,400 MISSILES. 50 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:29,000 WHEN YOU SPEND MONEY AT 51 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,666 McDONALD'S YOU NOTICE THERE'S 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,666 ONE FOR YOU AT THE 53 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:44,133 FRY AT THE BOTTOM.NEXT WEEK HE D 54 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:45,666 ATTORNEY GENERAL THROUGH. 55 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:46,400 HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THE 56 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:52,433 DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL 57 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:53,866 INTELLIGENCE THROUGH BUT HE LOST 58 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,866 JEANINE 59 00:02:58,633 --> 00:03:02,566 EVEN EVEN SHE WOULDN'T GO ALONG 60 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:06,499 WITH HIS STORY, AND TRUMP SAID 61 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:12,400 SHE FOLDED LIKE AN UMBRELLA. 62 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:14,167 DON'T WE WANT UMBRELLAS TO FOLD? 63 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,167 FUIT'S 64 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:23,866 LIKE SAYING ABOUT SOME GUY YOU 65 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:26,100 DON'T LIKE THAT GUY REALLY SHAT 66 00:03:23,866 --> 00:03:26,933 SHOT THE TOILET. 67 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:29,633 JEANINE PIRRO LITERALLY BROUGHT 68 00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:32,566 A SUITCASE OF EVIDENCE TO THE 69 00:03:29,633 --> 00:03:33,900 WHITE HOUSE TO SAYING IT WAS BAD 70 00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:36,866 CONSTRUCTION AND TRUMP NOT 71 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:38,066 BUYING IT. 72 00:03:36,866 --> 00:03:40,833 HE WAS REALLY SAD. 73 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:43,066 IT WAS A DISGRACE, HE WAS VERY 74 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:51,300 RUDE. 75 00:03:43,066 --> 00:03:52,400 SOMETIMES I E WONDER IF WHY I E 76 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,599 MAKE THE SHIT UP. 77 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,200 WHILE WE'RE OBSESSING ABOUT 78 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:57,167 REFLECTING POOLS IN THE 79 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,800 BALLROOM, THAT WAS IN THE NEWS 80 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,599 TODAY. 81 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,300 THE BALLROOM AND THE POOL. 82 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:03,066 I SAY THIS EVERY WEEK, THE AI IS 83 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:04,499 GOING TO KILL US ALL. 84 00:04:03,066 --> 00:04:06,300 LAST WEEK IT'S LIKE THEY WENT 85 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:08,300 INTO THEIR OWN EVOLUTION. 86 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:10,367 NOW WE FOUND THIS WEEK FOR THE 87 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:13,200 FIRST TIME THEY'VE CREATED 88 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:13,900 FUNCTIONING VIRUSES NOT SEEN IN 89 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,200 NATURE. 90 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:17,566 NO DATE ON WHEN WILL ALL BE 91 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,599 DEAD. 92 00:04:17,566 --> 00:04:25,466 YOU CAN ACCESS THE NEW PLATFORM 93 00:04:21,599 --> 00:04:28,333 THROUGH CHAT RIP. 94 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:29,800 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 95 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,900 I SAID THIS BEFORE. 96 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,666 I HOPE THE ALIENS ARE HERE. 97 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:33,699 I DO. 98 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:34,766 I HOPE THEY ARE HERE AND 99 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:35,566 WATCHING THIS AND THEY ARE GOING 100 00:04:34,766 --> 00:04:37,300 TO SAVE IT. 101 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:39,267 BY THE WAY THE ADMINISTRATION 102 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:42,633 THIS WEEK JUST A FEW DAYS AGO 103 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:44,100 MAYBE YESTERDAY UNLEASHED A NEW 104 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:46,400 TROVE OF UFO FILES. 105 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:47,833 INTERESTING THINGS IN THERE. 106 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,666 TRIANGULAR CRAFT, WEIRD LIGHTS 107 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:53,833 OVER A ARMY BASE, A STICK LIKE 108 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:57,300 FIGURE WITH LARGE EYES. 109 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:58,599 THAT'S JUST A NEW ARIANA GRANDE 110 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,100 VIDEO. 111 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,433 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 112 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:07,933 WE KID. 113 00:05:02,566 --> 00:05:08,599 MAYBE THAT JOKE WILL MAKE HER 114 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,433 REACH SOMETHING. 115 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,000 MAYBE THAT'LL HELP. 116 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:13,933 SPEAKING OF EATING SOMETHING 117 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,433 I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 118 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:16,400 DEMOCRATS FOUND A CANDIDATE WHO 119 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:17,300 HATES THANKSGIVING AND WANTS TO 120 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,033 GET RID OF IT. 121 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:21,133 YES RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF 122 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:25,800 WISCONSIN FRANCESCA HONG. 123 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:27,433 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? 124 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:34,733 FINALLY A POLITICIAN WILLING TO 125 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:36,133 STAND UP TO BIG STUFFING. 126 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:39,866 WOW. 127 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:42,433 GOT TO LOVE THE DEMOCRATS. 128 00:05:39,866 --> 00:05:45,000 SURPRISINGLY, DEBBIE DOWNER'S 129 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:46,100 POLICY ABOUT THANKSGIVING IS NOT 130 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,499 POPULAR WITH ANYBODY REALLY. 131 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:49,367 I MEAN WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE 132 00:05:47,499 --> 00:05:52,866 IT, PEOPLE OF COLOR DON'T LIKE 133 00:05:49,367 --> 00:06:00,100 IT, WOMEN DON'T LIKE IT, IT DOES 134 00:05:52,866 --> 00:06:02,599 HAVE 98% APPROVAL WITH TURKEY. 135 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:04,699 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 136 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:07,033 BUT OF COURSE SHE SAID ON HER 137 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:08,300 TWEET A COUPLE YEARS AGO GET RID 138 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,766 OF THANKSGIVING. 139 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,599 OF COURSE YESTERDAY SHE WENT ON 140 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:11,766 CNN. 141 00:06:10,599 --> 00:06:13,333 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 142 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:13,900 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE WHO 143 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:17,233 RENOUNCE THINGS. 144 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:20,733 WE KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, YOU MEAN 145 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:21,000 IT, LIVE BY IT. 146 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,400 SQUIRRELY. 147 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 YOU KNOW WHY I. KNOW SHE MEANT 148 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:27,733 IT. 149 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,866 SHE HATES ALL HOLIDAYS. 150 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:33,699 SHE TALKS ABOUT NOT LIKING 151 00:06:29,866 --> 00:06:34,433 FIREWORKS OR FOURTH OF JULY. 152 00:06:33,699 --> 00:06:36,800 HALLOWEEN. 153 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:39,699 ALL THE FAR LEFT HATE HALLOWEEN. 154 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,466 COSTUMES ARE INAPPROPRIATE. 155 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,200 PLEASE. 156 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,566 THIS WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE 157 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,200 VALENTINE'S DAY. 158 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:45,499 ANOTHER WAY OF CAPITALISM TAKING 159 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,367 OVER OUR LOVE LIFE. 160 00:06:45,499 --> 00:06:49,733 SHE SAID VALENTINE'S DAY, THE 161 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:50,566 HOLIDAY THAT BRINGS OUT THE 162 00:06:49,733 --> 00:06:54,433 WORST OF HUMANITY. 163 00:06:50,566 --> 00:06:55,533 THAT'S THE HOLIDAY? 164 00:06:54,433 --> 00:06:57,333 THAT'S THE HOLIDAY THAT BRINGS 165 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:59,499 OUT THE WORST OF HUMANITY? 166 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:05,599 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A 167 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:08,766 BLACK FRIDAY SALE? 168 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:09,233 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 169 00:07:08,766 --> 00:07:11,466 PEOPLE. 170 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:15,966 HIP CHECK IN OLD LADY TO GET AN 171 00:07:11,466 --> 00:07:18,066 AIR FRYER. 172 00:07:15,966 --> 00:07:20,033 OKAY, HERE'S HER POLICY. 173 00:07:18,066 --> 00:07:21,499 NO CHRISTMAS, NO THANKSGIVING, 174 00:07:20,033 --> 00:07:22,499 NO JULY 4TH, NO HALLOWEEN, NO 175 00:07:21,499 --> 00:07:24,733 VALENTINE'S DAY. 176 00:07:22,499 --> 00:07:26,699 THE ONE PLACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO 177 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:30,333 WORRY ABOUT RUNNING INTO 178 00:07:26,699 --> 00:07:32,833 FRANCESCA HONG? 179 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:34,400 PARTY CITY. 180 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:37,000 ALSO I COULDN'T MAKE A CHARACTER 181 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,466 LIKE THIS UP AND SHE'S RUNNING 182 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,267 FOR GOVERNOR. 183 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:39,533 OF A BIG STATE. 184 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:41,633 WISCONSIN. 185 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:44,533 SHE SAID SHE ONCE LEFT A 186 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:46,000 RESTAURANT BECAUSE SHE HAD AN 187 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:48,733 ANXIETY ATTACK. 188 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,699 FROM BEING AROUND "TOO MANY OLD 189 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:54,066 WHITE PEOPLE." 190 00:07:51,699 --> 00:07:54,267 WELL THERE'S AN EASY SOLUTION TO 191 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:55,966 THAT. 192 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:59,866 DON'T GO TO CRACKER BARREL. 193 00:07:55,966 --> 00:08:00,066 I'LL WRITE, WE'VE GOT A GREAT 194 00:07:59,866 --> 00:08:00,699 SHOW. 195 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,333 TARA PALMERI AND MATT WELCH ARE 196 00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:01,900 HERE, BUT FIRST HE'S FOUNDER AND 197 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,400 CEO OF THE MIKE-ROWE-WORKS 198 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,000 FOUNDATION AND HOST OF 199 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:11,000 "THE WAY I HEARD IT" PODCAST: 200 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:16,367 MIKE ROWE. 201 00:08:13,766 --> 00:08:16,966 YOU HAVEN'T AGED A DAY SINCE I 202 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:21,133 SAW YOU. 203 00:08:16,966 --> 00:08:21,599 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 204 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,599 ALL RIGHT. 205 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:24,367 IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU'VE 206 00:08:22,599 --> 00:08:26,566 BEEN WITH US, I'M GLAD YOU WORE 207 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:30,466 YOUR BLUE JEANS. 208 00:08:26,566 --> 00:08:32,866 YOUR WORK BOOTS. 209 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,167 YOU ARE THE-- 210 00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:34,566 [LAUGHTER] 211 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:36,267 >> THIS IS SO WEIRD. 212 00:08:34,566 --> 00:08:37,566 >> Bill: WHY? 213 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:42,033 >> IT WAS LITERALLY 13 YEARS 214 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:43,233 AGO, WE WEREN'T IN THE STUDIO. 215 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:45,633 IT'S A BLINK. 216 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:49,200 I WAS JUST TALKING IN MAKEUP. 217 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:51,000 I'M WEARING MAKEUP. 218 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:53,633 IT WAS THE STRANGEST WEEK FOR ME 219 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,466 BECAUSE I DID YOUR SHOW, THE 220 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,499 FOUNDATION HAD JUST ANNOUNCED A 221 00:08:55,466 --> 00:08:57,966 SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM. 222 00:08:56,499 --> 00:08:59,267 SO I'M OUT THERE HAWKING IT AND 223 00:08:57,966 --> 00:09:01,367 MAKING THE ROUNDS. 224 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:02,533 WE HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION THAT 225 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:05,499 MOVED THE NEEDLE. 226 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:05,966 THREE DAYS LATER I WOUND UP 227 00:09:05,499 --> 00:09:07,333 HAVING THE EXACT SAME 228 00:09:05,966 --> 00:09:08,033 CONVERSATION WITH GLENN BECK ON 229 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,966 HIS SHOW. 230 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:10,433 MOVED THE NEEDLE. 231 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:12,200 IT WAS GREAT. 232 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:13,066 WENT HOME, FELT PRETTY GOOD, 233 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,566 WENT ON THE SOCIALS. 234 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:17,367 AND THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAW 235 00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:19,367 ALL MY BUDDIES ON THE RIGHT 236 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:21,699 COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MINDS WHEN 237 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:25,300 THEY SAW ME TALKING TO YOU. 238 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:26,833 AND ALL MY BUDDIES ON THE LEFT 239 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:30,633 COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MIND WHEN 240 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:34,167 THEY SAW ME TALKING TO BECK. 241 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:35,966 >> Bill: BOTH OF THEM? 242 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:38,633 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 243 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,167 >> IT WAS TRULY THE FIRST TIME I 244 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:41,433 REALIZED PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING 245 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:42,666 TO ANYTHING I'M SAYING. 246 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:44,100 THEY'RE LOOKING AT WHO I'M 247 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:46,300 SITTING NEXT TO. 248 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:48,033 >> Bill: I MAKE THIS-- I JUST 249 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,599 SAY TO PEOPLE WHENEVER THEY 250 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:50,699 CRITICIZE ME. 251 00:09:48,599 --> 00:09:51,966 ARE YOU ENGAGING WITH THE IDEA? 252 00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:53,433 IF YOU ARE, WE ARE GOOD. 253 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,699 IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING NO, YOU'RE 254 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:57,066 OLD, YOU'RE WHITE, YOU'RE THIS, 255 00:09:55,699 --> 00:10:00,100 YOU'RE THAT, YOU'RE BLACK. 256 00:09:57,066 --> 00:10:06,133 THAT'S NOT THE IDEA. 257 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:06,666 ENGAGE WITH THE IDEA. 258 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,100 >> WHAT A CONCEPT. 259 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:09,633 >> Bill: YOU'RE THE ORIGINAL 260 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,200 BLUE COLLAR GUY. 261 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:12,400 YOUR OBITUARY IS GOING TO SAY 262 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,966 BLUE COLLAR HERO. 263 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,766 YOU PUT THE ISSUE ON THE MAP. 264 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:17,833 YOU REALLY ARE. 265 00:10:15,766 --> 00:10:19,599 AND IT'S EVER MORE RELATIVE. 266 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,333 IT IS. 267 00:10:19,599 --> 00:10:21,499 YOU KNOW? 268 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:24,766 >> IT'S ONE HECK OF A THING WHEN 269 00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:26,233 THE HEADLINES CATCH UP TO YOUR 270 00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:26,499 OWN SIXMAC. 271 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:28,400 HONESTLY. 272 00:10:26,499 --> 00:10:28,666 NO, LOOK, I WAS TRYING IT ON 13 273 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,599 YEARS AGO. 274 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:31,400 THE FOUNDATION HAD BEEN AROUND 275 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:32,599 FOR FIVE YEARS. 276 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,733 WE WERE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB 277 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:36,499 OF SHINING A LIGHT ON A BUNCH OF 278 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,100 DECENT JOBS FOR A LOT OF 279 00:10:36,499 --> 00:10:40,633 REASONS. 280 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:44,233 PEOPLE WERE EXCITED ABOUT HALF. 281 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:46,433 >> Bill: JOBS LIKE? 282 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:47,233 >> SHIPBUILDERS, LINEMEN, 283 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:49,100 PLUMBERS, ELECTRICIANS. 284 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:50,666 YOU KNOW, THAT PART OF THE 285 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:52,599 WORKFORCE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A 286 00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:54,666 FOUR-YEAR DEGREE BUT KIND OF 287 00:10:52,599 --> 00:10:55,000 KEEPS THE WHOLE COUNTRY STITCHED 288 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:57,133 TOGETHER. 289 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,466 DIRTY JOBS WAS A LOVE LETTER TO 290 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:59,267 THOSE VOCATIONS BUT IT WAS AN 291 00:10:58,466 --> 00:11:01,367 ENTERTAINMENT SHOW. 292 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:03,433 THE SERIOUS PART OF ME WANTED TO 293 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:04,100 DO SOMETHING A BIT MORE ON THE 294 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,633 NOSE WITH THE FOUNDATIONS. 295 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:09,599 SO WE STARTED THE WORK ETHIC 296 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:10,666 SCHOLARSHIPS, WE'VE GIVEN AWAY 297 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:10,900 ABOUT $20 MILLION IN THESE 298 00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,233 THINGS. 299 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,499 [APPLAUSE] 300 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,566 THANK YOU. 301 00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:15,333 I WASN'T LOOKING FOR APPLAUSE 302 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,800 BUT THANK YOU. 303 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,800 >> Bill: YOU DESERVE IT. 304 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,499 >> I DON'T DESERVE IT BUT I WILL 305 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:22,433 TELL YOU WHO DOES. 306 00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:24,033 THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I'M NOT 307 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:26,200 JUST SUCKING UP. 308 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:27,233 >> Bill: GO AHEAD. 309 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,533 >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 310 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:31,466 >> Bill: NO NO. 311 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:34,466 >> I WILL. 312 00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:36,533 THIS IS MARKETING AND PR 101. 313 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:39,033 AND IT GOES BOTH WAYS. 314 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:39,900 PEOPLE ALWAYS KIND OF POO 315 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:43,599 MARKETING LIKE WHATEVER IT'S THE 316 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:47,933 FIRST THING IN THE BUDGET TO GO. 317 00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:49,533 THE IDEAS, THE THE STEREOTYPES, 318 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,699 THE MISCONCEPTIONS SURROUNDING 319 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:53,233 7 MILLION OPEN JOBS RIGHT NOW, 320 00:11:50,699 --> 00:11:53,566 MANY OF WHICH ARE IN TRADES AND 321 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:56,066 MANUFACTURING. 322 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:57,633 THOSE THINGS ARE REAL. 323 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:59,000 AND IT'S A MIND-SET, RIGHT? 324 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:01,133 TO GET PARENTS AND GUIDANCE 325 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,599 COUNSELORS AND PEOPLE TO THINK 326 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:04,100 DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THE NATURE OF 327 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:06,966 THE WORK. 328 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,966 IT'S TURNING A TANKER AROUND. 329 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:10,400 SO PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION 330 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,933 MORE THAN THEY EVER HAVE. 331 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,000 >> Bill: YOU HAVE HAD AN 332 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:16,233 EFFECT ON AN AREA WE'VE BOTH 333 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,066 AGREED ON FOR A LONG TIME. 334 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:20,566 INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE 335 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:22,000 EVERYBODY GET A COLLEGE DEGREE, 336 00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:22,633 I'VE CERTAINLY DONE A NUMBER OF 337 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,466 EDITORIALS ON THIS. 338 00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:26,333 MAKE IT SO THAT A COLLEGE DEGREE 339 00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:27,766 IS NOT NECESSARILY AS MUCH FOR 340 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,499 JOBS WHERE IT ISN'T. 341 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,666 16 STATES HAVE PUT THAT INTO 342 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,133 LAW. 343 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:33,066 I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PUT 344 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:34,433 THE IDEA IN THE WATER. 345 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:35,367 YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE 346 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,633 FOR EVERYTHING. 347 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:38,233 THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DOING. 348 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:40,133 THIS IS GREAT PROGRESS I THINK 349 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:41,666 BECAUSE AS YOU SAY THERE ARE SO 350 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,800 MANY JOBS THAT NEED TO BE DONE 351 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,100 AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE 352 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,800 TO DO THEM. 353 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:48,566 BECAUSE OF SO MANY THINGS-- YOU 354 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,066 KNOW, THE ENVIRONMENT IS GOING 355 00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:52,400 OFF THE EDGE AND AI AND GOD 356 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:54,633 KNOWS WHAT ELSE. 357 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,066 FIRES WE SAW THE NEED FOR 358 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:57,900 REBUILDING HERE. 359 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:59,833 REBUILDING TO ME IS GOING TO BE 360 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:01,066 A VERY BIG GROWTH INDUSTRY. 361 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:03,800 AND THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH 362 00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:04,533 PEOPLE TO DO IT. 363 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,633 >> WE AT ONE POINT HAD 364 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,167 $1 TRILLION IN OUTSTANDING 365 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:08,400 STUDENT LOANS WHEN YOU AND I 366 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,966 TALKED LAST. 367 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,066 NOW IT'S $1.8 TRILLION. 368 00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:13,733 MOST OF THAT IS HELD BY KIDS WHO 369 00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:17,167 EITHER STARTED A FOUR-YEAR 370 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:18,633 DEGREE AND DROPPED OUT OR WHO 371 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:20,367 GOT ONE AND STATISTICALLY AREN'T 372 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,733 WORKING OR ARE NOT WORKING IN 373 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,633 THEIR CHOSEN FIELD. 374 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:25,866 THAT'S A BAD NUMBER. 375 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:28,033 MEANWHILE WE'VE GOT 400000 JOBS 376 00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:30,633 IN CONSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW, TWICE 377 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:33,400 THAT MANY IN THE DEFENSE 378 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:34,367 INDUSTRIAL BASE. 379 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,833 IT'S BANANAS. 380 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,566 PEOPLE I'M NOT SURE BELIEVE ME 381 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:40,533 COMPLETELY BUT NOT A WEEK GOES 382 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:42,833 BY WHEN I DON'T GET A CALL FROM 383 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:43,766 SOME CEO OF SOME CONSEQUENTIAL 384 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,666 COMPANY. 385 00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:47,933 SOME OF WHOM YOU MENTIONED IN 386 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:49,766 THE MONOLOGUE. 387 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,000 ELECTED OFFICIALS, GOVERNORS 388 00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:50,699 MOSTLY. 389 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,433 THEY'RE FREAKING OUT LIKE 390 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:55,733 THEY'VE DONE THE MATH. 391 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,466 FOR EVERY FIVE TRADESPEOPLE WHO 392 00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:58,400 RETIRE, TWO COME IN. 393 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:59,599 IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR ABOUT 12 394 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,433 YEARS NOW. 395 00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:04,100 NEVER MIND THE STIGMAS AND THE 396 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:05,599 STEREOTYPES, THE ARITHMETIC IS 397 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:09,533 HORRIFYING. 398 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:11,466 IT'S ALL JUST CONSPIRED INTO 399 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:13,800 THIS BASE OF BAD DATA. 400 00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:14,666 AND I'M TELLING YOU THEY ARE IN 401 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,100 A PANIC. 402 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:17,167 I MEAN THEY. 403 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:20,000 I MEAN ANYBODY CERTAINLY ANY 404 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:22,267 COMPANY THAT HAS A BLUE COLLAR 405 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:25,167 WORKFORCE IS GOING FULL ON. 406 00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:26,267 JIM FARLEY TOLD ME HE'S GOT 5000 407 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:30,200 EMPTY BAYS AT FORD. 408 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:30,400 THESE ARE AI PROOF SIX FIGURE 409 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,499 JOBS. 410 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,233 $120,000 A YEAR. 411 00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:36,167 YOU CAN'T FILL THEM. 412 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,400 >> Bill: BUT THEY'RE OUT 413 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,599 THERE. 414 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,833 >> THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 415 00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:41,866 >> Bill: THEY'RE 7 MILLION 416 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:47,033 MEN, ABLE BODIED MEN, MOSTLY 417 00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:53,033 YOUNG WHO ARE WHAT THEY CALL 418 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:55,333 NILF A NOT IN THE LABOR FORCE. 419 00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:56,400 THIS IS NOT LOOKING. 420 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,300 NOT LOOKING. 421 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,233 >> THE GUY WHO SHOULD BE SITTING 422 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:01,866 HERE TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION 423 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,966 WITH YOU IS MICK EBERSTADT AND 424 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:05,733 HE WROTE A BOOK CALLED MEN 425 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:06,200 WITHOUT WORK AND HE PUBLISHED IT 426 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:08,966 IN 2005 ORIGINALLY. 427 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:11,499 AND AGAIN DURING THE PANDEMIC 428 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:11,800 BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE PREDICTED 429 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:15,599 HAPPENED. 430 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:16,900 THAT EXACT NUMBER RIGHT NOW IS 431 00:15:15,599 --> 00:15:18,533 6,990,000 ABLE BODIED MEN. 432 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,766 NOT ONLY NOT WORKING, NOT 433 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,367 LOOKING. 434 00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:20,599 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED IN OUR 435 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,566 COUNTRY. 436 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,766 NOT IN PEACETIME. 437 00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,000 >> Bill: WHY AREN'T THEY 438 00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:25,133 LOOKING? 439 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,133 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE PORN IS 440 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,200 TOO GOOD. 441 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,200 >> THE PORN IS EXCELLENT. 442 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,766 >> Bill: IT TAKES AWAY THE 443 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,499 MOTIVATION. 444 00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:32,800 YOU HAVE TO BE MOTIVATED. 445 00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:33,733 I'VE GOT TO GET A JOB TO GET A 446 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,400 GIRL. 447 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:37,433 THEY DON'T WANT A GIRL BECAUSE 448 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,367 THEY SIT AT HOME. 449 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,833 [LAUGHTER] 450 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,499 >> TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN 451 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,699 HANDS. 452 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:46,000 >> Bill: THEY DO. 453 00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:48,666 >> COME ON. 454 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,400 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 455 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:52,000 MICK WOULD SAY THE QUESTION 456 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,300 DOESN'T START WITH WHAT ARE THEY 457 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,633 DOING? 458 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,466 IT STARTS WITH WHAT AREN'T THEY 459 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:56,966 DOING? 460 00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:59,333 THEY ARE NOT VOLUNTEERING AT 461 00:15:56,966 --> 00:16:00,699 THEIR LOCAL CHURCH. 462 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,533 THEY'RE NOT IN THE CLUB, THEY'RE 463 00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:06,566 NOT CHECKING OUT THE ROTATOR TO 464 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:08,233 THE LIONS CLUB, THEY'RE NOT IN 465 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,233 THE BOY SCOUTS AND NOT 466 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,499 CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING TO THEIR 467 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,599 COMMUNITY. 468 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:14,267 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 469 00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:16,200 ON AVERAGE THEY'RE SPENDING 470 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:19,633 BETWEEN 2,002,100 HOURS A YEAR 471 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:25,033 ON THEIR SCREEN. 472 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:27,466 IT IS WE JUST N HAVE NOT SEEN TH 473 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:30,566 LIKE OF IT BEFORE. 474 00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:30,766 I CAN'T PAINT WITH TWO BROAD 475 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:35,533 BRUSH. 476 00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:37,333 MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE J TRUST 477 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:40,033 FUND KIDS. 478 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,933 >> Bill: THEY ALWAYS HATE OUR 479 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,599 GENERATION UNTIL WE GIVE THEM 480 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:47,633 MONEY. 481 00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:47,733 THEY ALWAYS HATE DAD DADDY UNTIL 482 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:47,733 DADDY 483 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:50,400 GIVES THEM MONEY. 484 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:54,100 >> I SHARED YOUR MONOLOGUE. 485 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:57,167 I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY COOL. 486 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:58,900 YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE ANYBODY OF 487 00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,267 ANYTHING REALLY. 488 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,766 YOU QUOTED. 489 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:03,267 I PUT THIS UP ON MY LITTLE PAGE 490 00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:06,367 AND I. WROTE WHAT I WROTE. 491 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:10,400 AND WE HAVE OVER 200,000 492 00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:12,433 COMMENTS ON THIS THING. 493 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:15,133 YOU HIT SOMETHING THAT IS SO 494 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:16,933 PRIMAL RIGHT NOW. 495 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,433 >> Bill: YEAH. 496 00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:20,300 >> FOR ME. 497 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:22,200 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A DOG IN THE 498 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:26,333 BIG SOCIALISM HUNT BUT I'VE GOT 499 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:28,200 ONE IN WORKFORCE. 500 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,133 WHEN I LOOK AT 400,000, 500,000 501 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,333 JOBS AND I LOOK AT THE 7 MILLION 502 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,966 ABLE BODIED MEN NOT EVEN LOOKING 503 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,933 AT THE JOBS AT ALL. 504 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:37,433 AND THEN I LOOK AT THIS WHOLE 505 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,633 CONVERSATION UNSPOOLING. 506 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:40,733 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, 507 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:45,000 BUT THE STAT THAT GOT ME WITHIN 508 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:49,566 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY RIGHT NOW. 509 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,466 59% OF DEMOCRATS WHO SUPPORT 510 00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:56,400 SOCIALISM HAVE COLLEGE DEGREES. 511 00:17:52,466 --> 00:18:00,666 40% WHO SUPPORT SOCIALISM DON'T. 512 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:02,333 SO THIS THING THAT'S BEING 513 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:04,233 CALLED A WORKER UPRISING. 514 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,200 IT'S REALLY NOT. 515 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:08,333 IT'S NOT. 516 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:10,033 THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE A LOT 517 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,300 OF PEOPLE WITH A REALLY 518 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,433 EXPENSIVE CREDENTIAL ARE IN THE 519 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,000 HOLE IN A BIG WAY. 520 00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:16,733 AND THEY ARE PISSED. 521 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,633 AND I DON'T BLAME THEM HONESTLY. 522 00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:21,267 YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT 523 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:21,433 IT, BUT THEY TOOK OUR ADVICE, 524 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,800 MAN. 525 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,833 THEY TOOK OUR ADVICE. 526 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,033 WE SAID BORROW WHATEVER IT 527 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,699 TAKES. 528 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:30,100 GO FOLLOW YOUR DREAM. 529 00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:31,800 AND THEN GO GET YOUR DREAM JOB. 530 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,100 AND THAT WAS A BUNCH OF 531 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,233 NONSENSE. 532 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,333 >> Bill: THEY DON'T WANT TO 533 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:37,000 BORROW MONEY TO GET A DEGREE FOR 534 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:38,033 A JOB THAT DOESN'T EXIST. 535 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,367 >> I DON'T WANT TO LEND THEM 536 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,800 MONEY THAT THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE 537 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:42,733 TO PAY BACK TO GET THEIR 538 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,233 CREDENTIAL FOR THE JOBS. 539 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:46,000 >> Bill: I MEAN, YOU HAD IT 540 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,300 RIGHT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. 541 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,699 SHOP CLASS. 542 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:49,333 BY THE WAY, THEY'VE TAKEN OUT 543 00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,699 FROM A LOT OF SCHOOLS. 544 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,933 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS 545 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,400 PICTURE. 546 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:54,466 YOU REMEMBER A COUPLE YEARS AGO 547 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,699 THERE WAS A BIG STORY OUT OF 548 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,533 CANADA. 549 00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,900 NOT AMERICA BUT IT COULD HAVE 550 00:18:55,533 --> 00:19:02,200 BEEN HERE. 551 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:02,599 A SHOP TEACHER. 552 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,466 YEAH. 553 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,000 THERE YOU GO. 554 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,633 YOUR THOUGHTS? 555 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 >> WELL. 556 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,167 >> Bill: THAT'S A SHOP 557 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,966 TEACHER. 558 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:15,466 >> TWO THOUGHTS COME TO MIND. 559 00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:18,599 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 560 00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:19,200 COME ON COME ON I'M DOING WHAT I 561 00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:23,233 CAN. 562 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,599 THE FIRST THING THAT HAS TO GO. 563 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:28,267 HER HAIR. 564 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:30,533 HER HAIR IS A REAL HAZARD. 565 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:33,633 IT GETS AROUND THE LATHE WITH 566 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:36,533 THAT HAIR. 567 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:38,866 SHOP CLASS OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. 568 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:40,466 THEY SAID THE ONE ON ONE WOULD 569 00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:43,267 BE A SERIOUS LOOK AT THE 570 00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:43,599 CHANGING FACE OF MODERN DAY 571 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,900 PROLETARIAN. 572 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,300 >> Bill: I THOUGHT IT WAS 573 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:49,200 APROPOS FOR YOU. 574 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:50,200 IT SHOWS A LOT THAT WHAT THE 575 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,100 TYPICAL SHOP TEACHER. 576 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,466 >> AT LEAST THE SHOP CLASS IS 577 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,499 THERE. 578 00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:56,466 WHEN WE TOOK SHOP CLASS OUT OF 579 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:57,666 HIGH SCHOOL, WE SENT A MESSAGE 580 00:19:56,466 --> 00:20:00,400 TO A WHOLE GENERATION OF KIDS, 581 00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:01,367 NOT JUST THAT THESE KIDS ARE NOT 582 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,599 WORTH PURSUING BUT THEY'RE NOT 583 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,633 LOOKING AT. 584 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:05,599 WE REMOVED ALL THE OPTICAL PROOF 585 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,466 FROM? 586 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:08,133 - 12 THAT THAT KIND OF WORK EVEN 587 00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:10,000 EXISTED. 588 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,367 SO EVEN A GUY WALKING FROM MATH 589 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,033 TO ENGLISH CANNOT POKE HIS HEAD 590 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:17,433 INTO THE METAL SHOP AND GO OH, 591 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:20,533 LOOK, A LATHE OR ENORMOUS BOOBS. 592 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:22,633 WHATEVER THEY SEE, THAT'S GONE. 593 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:25,599 I CAN'T PROVE IT BUT I CAN DRAW 594 00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:27,133 A PRETTY STRAIGHT LINE TO EVERY 595 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,833 CALAMITY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 596 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:31,400 RIGHT NOW WHETHER IT IS STUDENT 597 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:34,367 DEBT, 7 MILLION MEN NOT WORKING, 598 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,933 OR ALL THESE OPEN JOBS. 599 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,666 IT STARTS WITH THE REMOVAL OF 600 00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:39,566 SHOP CLASS. 601 00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:41,300 AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED 602 00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:42,866 AFTER THAT TURNED THIS INTO 603 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,966 FROGS IN THE BOILING WATER. 604 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,800 AND A LITTLE MORE AND A LITTLE 605 00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:49,833 MORE AND A LITTLE MORE. 606 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:51,233 AND NOW MY FOUNDATION HAS 607 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:54,433 ELECTRICIANS THAT WE TRAINED SIX 608 00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:57,133 YEARS AGO THAT ARE MAKING 609 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:58,599 $230,000 A YEAR. 610 00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:00,333 $230,000 A YEAR RIGHT NOW. 611 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:01,800 NO COLLEGE DEBT. 612 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,133 THEY ARE SETTING THEIR OWN 613 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,499 SCHEDULES. 614 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:06,367 MORE OVERTIME THAN THEY CAN 615 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,233 FILL. 616 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:10,466 AND THOSE STORIES COME A MAN. 617 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:13,499 THAT'S THE COMPLIMENT I MEANT TO 618 00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:16,200 PAY YOU. 619 00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:18,633 >> Bill: LET'S NOT MAKE IT 620 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,933 ANOTHER 13 YEARS. 621 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:24,367 THANK YOU, MIKE, THAT WAS 622 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,733 FANTASTIC. 623 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,566 MIKE ROWE. 624 00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,666 ALL RIGHT COME ON LET'S MEET OUR 625 00:21:26,566 --> 00:21:26,666 PANEL. 626 00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:34,100 THANK YOU. 627 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,566 LAST PLACE YOU'D EVER FIND ME IS 628 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,267 SHOP CLASS. 629 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:37,766 HE'S EDITOR-AT-LARGE OF REASON 630 00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:38,400 MAGAZINE AND CO-HOST OF 631 00:21:37,766 --> 00:21:41,367 "THE FIFTH COLUMN" PODCAST: 632 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,333 MATT WELCH. 633 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,933 SHE WRITES "THE RED LETTER" ON 634 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:47,866 SUBSTACK AND HOSTS "THE TARA 635 00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:52,699 PALMERI SHOW" PODCAST: TARA 636 00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:53,699 PALMERI. 637 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:56,566 >> JERSEY GIRL. 638 00:21:53,699 --> 00:22:00,167 LIKE YOU. 639 00:21:56,566 --> 00:22:00,499 >> Bill: TARA PALMERI. 640 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,900 ALL RIGHT, SO. 641 00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:02,367 LET ME PICK UP WHAT HE WAS 642 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,433 TALKING ABOUT. 643 00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:05,566 LAST WEEK I DID THIS WHOLE THING 644 00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:07,633 ABOUT HOW THE DEMOCRATIC 645 00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:09,167 SOCIALISTS ONLY IN RECENT YEARS 646 00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:10,666 ARE REALLY COMMUNISTS. 647 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:12,466 AND I JUST QUOTED THEM. 648 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:14,133 I JUST USED THEIR OWN QUOTE. 649 00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:16,433 YOU CAN ARGUE WITH ME. 650 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,666 SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GASPED, 651 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:19,833 SEVERAL PEOPLE DID AT ONE POINT. 652 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:20,333 THAT TOLD ME THIS IS NEW TO 653 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,766 PEOPLE. 654 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:25,233 BUT EITHER YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 655 00:22:21,766 --> 00:22:25,466 COMMUNISM IS OR YOU DON'T SPEAK 656 00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,966 ENGLISH. 657 00:22:25,466 --> 00:22:30,333 HERE'S THE INTERESTING PART. 658 00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:31,200 THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS VERY 659 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,566 RECENTLY WERE TRULY SOCIALISTS. 660 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,633 THEY WERE FOUNDED BY THIS GUY I 661 00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:35,100 THINK HIS NAME WAS MICHAEL 662 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,333 HARRINGTON. 663 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:38,599 HIS NAME'S NOW A SLUR. 664 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,800 THAT SHOULD TELL YOU WHERE 665 00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:42,599 THEY'VE GONE. 666 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:44,066 YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SOCIALISM? 667 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:46,167 SO INTERESTING THE WRINKLE IN 668 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:47,300 THIS STORY BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE 669 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,566 COMMUNIST THERE'S A OPENING FOR 670 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,000 SOCIALISM AND YOU KNOW WHO'S 671 00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:50,933 FILLING IT? 672 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,633 DONALD TRUMP. 673 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:56,267 HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN A 9.9 674 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,566 STAKE IN INTEL BY THE 675 00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:58,599 GOVERNMENT. 676 00:22:56,566 --> 00:23:01,666 IS THAT NOT SOCIALISM? 677 00:22:58,599 --> 00:23:06,367 THE VIDEO WE TOOK 15% CUT WHEN 678 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:07,733 WE LET THEM SELL CHIPS TO CHINA. 679 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,499 NIPPON STEEL. 680 00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:11,033 WE HAVE A GOLDEN SHARE. 681 00:23:09,499 --> 00:23:12,167 WE BASICALLY RUN THE BOARDROOM 682 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:13,566 NOW. 683 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:14,333 YOU KNOW THIS IS SOCIALISM I 684 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,300 THINK BECAUSE BERNIE SANDERS 685 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:18,499 AGREES WITH IT ALL. 686 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,800 HE WANTS TO DO IT WITH THE AI 687 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:20,300 COMPANIES. 688 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,533 >> THE FREE MARKET IS DEAD. 689 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,566 THEY DECIDED THE GOVERNMENT 690 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,933 WANTS TO CONTROL 30 DIFFERENT 691 00:23:23,566 --> 00:23:28,466 COMPANIES AND INTEL ALONE WHICH 692 00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:31,833 WAS A LOSER BECAUSE OF NVIDIA. 693 00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:32,066 THEY BASICALLY OWN 9.9% OF THE 694 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,233 COMPANY. 695 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:34,267 THAT'S A LOT. 696 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:36,900 AND PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER THEY 697 00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:39,499 INVESTED IN THIS COMPANY, HE 698 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:42,367 EVEN WENT ON TO BUY STOCK IN 699 00:23:39,499 --> 00:23:42,566 NVIDIA WHICH SHOT UP TO 100%. 700 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,800 OKAY? 701 00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:44,933 SO HE ACTUALLY MADE A TON OF 702 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:48,066 MONEY ON THIS. 703 00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:48,966 HIS GOVERNMENT CREATED A FLOOR 704 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:50,433 ON A STOCK. 705 00:23:48,966 --> 00:23:52,900 THAT HE OWNS. 706 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:53,633 IT'S CRONY CAPITALISM. 707 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,033 >> IT'S SEIZING LITERALLY THE 708 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,766 MEANS OF PRODUCTION. 709 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,466 REMEMBER HOW THESE THINGS 710 00:23:56,766 --> 00:23:58,000 HAPPEN. 711 00:23:57,466 --> 00:23:59,666 HOW DID INTEL HAPPEN? 712 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,900 ONE YEAR AGO TODAY DONALD TRUMP 713 00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:03,633 WAS OUT THERE SAYING WE NEED TO 714 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,866 MAYBE FIRE THE CEO OF INTEL 715 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,400 BECAUSE I THINK HE'S A. CHINESE 716 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:07,466 SPY. 717 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,400 THE PRESIDENT'S JUST SINGLING 718 00:24:07,466 --> 00:24:11,800 OUT A HUGE CEO OF AN IMPORTANT 719 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,666 COUNTRY-- COMPANY? 720 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,433 THEY HAD TO SCRAMBLE THE JETS 721 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,367 AND HAVE A MEETING AT THE WHITE 722 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,866 HOUSE AND WHAT HAPPENED AT THE 723 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:18,599 END OF THE MEETING. 724 00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:19,900 OKAY, YOU STAY, WE GET 10% OF 725 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:20,433 YOUR COMPANY. 726 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,666 THAT'S THUGGISH BEHAVIOR. 727 00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:23,466 WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 728 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:24,133 THAT IN MODERN TIMES. 729 00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:27,000 >> THE SHAKEDOWN. 730 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:30,599 SINCE HE CAME TO OFFICE IN 2025, 731 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,000 HE'S RAISED $800 MILLION MOSTLY 732 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:34,233 FROM CORPORATIONS FOR HIS 733 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,666 BALLROOM, FOR THE LIBRARY, FOR 734 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:37,466 THE FREEDOM 250 WHICH IS WHERE 735 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:40,066 THEY WERE DOING BAPTISMS ON THE 736 00:24:37,466 --> 00:24:41,133 NATIONAL MALL AND IT'S ALL GOING 737 00:24:40,066 --> 00:24:42,800 THROUGH FOUNDATIONS AND LLCs. 738 00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:44,533 WHO'S GETTING RICH? 739 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,200 >> Bill: WHO GIVES A SHIT 740 00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:47,133 ABOUT THE BALLROOM. 741 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,267 WE HAVE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT 742 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:50,400 THE BALLROOM. 743 00:24:49,267 --> 00:24:51,566 IT'S JUST THE STUPIDEST-- 744 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,566 >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 745 00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:53,933 IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY THAT 746 00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,499 THEY'RE MAKING FROM THE 747 00:24:53,933 --> 00:24:57,866 BALLROOM. 748 00:24:54,499 --> 00:25:01,400 WHO'S GETTING THE CONTRACTS? 749 00:24:57,866 --> 00:25:03,233 >> Bill: $4 TRILLION, 750 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:06,000 $5 TRILLION ECONOMY, IT'S NO 751 00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:07,000 MORE STUPIDER THAN BURNING MAN. 752 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,033 >> IT'S A DEVICE FOR THEM TO 753 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,900 MAKE MONEY. 754 00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:10,633 >> IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO SLEEP 755 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,833 ON THE PROBLEM OF SEIZING 756 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:14,100 COMPANIES WHICH IS SOMETHING 757 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:16,466 REPUBLICANS KNEW A LOT ABOUT 758 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:17,699 WHEN THEY OBJECTED STRENUOUSLY 759 00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:19,267 TO BARACK OBAMA. 760 00:25:17,699 --> 00:25:20,900 HAVING GOVERNMENT MOTORS. 761 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:22,367 >> Bill: YOU SAYING HE'S 762 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,866 PICKING WINNERS AND LOSERS. 763 00:25:22,367 --> 00:25:26,433 AT LEAST THE COMPANY HE PICKED 764 00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:28,367 WHERE WINNERS LIKE TESLA. 765 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:28,633 >> THE GOVERNMENT NOW IS YOUR 766 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:31,966 REGULATOR. 767 00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:34,200 IT'S YOUR SHAREHOLDER. 768 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:35,633 SOMETIMES IT'S YOUR FINANCIER. 769 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,033 IT'S GIVING YOU MONEY. 770 00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,200 AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOUR CUSTOMER 771 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:38,866 TOO. 772 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,133 THE CONFLICT OF INTERESTS ARE 773 00:25:38,866 --> 00:25:41,167 CRAZY AND THEN FROM THE 774 00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,599 PERSPECTIVE OF THE COMPANY NOW. 775 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,900 THE COMPANY DOES NOT HAVE TO 776 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:45,367 THINK ABOUT ITS CUSTOMERS WHICH 777 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,766 A COMPANY SHOULD BE DOING. 778 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:50,533 IT'S THINKING ABOUT WHAT PERSON 779 00:25:46,766 --> 00:25:51,433 IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 780 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:52,033 IT'S DOING WORSE THAN WE ARE 781 00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:54,599 DOING WORSE. 782 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:56,033 >> Bill: NO ONE SAYING WE'RE 783 00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:57,866 AGAINST SOCIALISM. 784 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:59,666 EVERY DEMOCRACY IS A QUASI 785 00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:02,033 SOCIALISM AS IT SHOULD BE. 786 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:02,466 >> I WOULDN'T SAY NONE OF US ARE 787 00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:03,866 AGAINST SOCIALISM. 788 00:26:02,466 --> 00:26:05,699 >> Bill: YOU'RE NOT FOR 789 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:06,400 MEDICARE, SOCIAL SECURITY, THE 790 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:09,167 MARINE CORPS? 791 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,333 >> I'M NOT AGAINST SOCIAL 792 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,400 PROGRAMS NECESSARILY. 793 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:14,566 MANY OF THEM I AM, BUT SOCIALISM 794 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,100 AS AN IDEA IS A BAD IDEA. 795 00:26:14,566 --> 00:26:17,533 IT'S WORTH CALLING SOCIALISM OUT 796 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:20,333 AS WELL AS COMMUNISM. 797 00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:20,633 COMMUNISM IS THE BAD APPLIED 798 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,167 VERSION. 799 00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:24,367 >> Bill: BUT SOME PART OF A 800 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:25,433 DEMOCRACY HAS TO BE SOCIALISTIC. 801 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:27,333 THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO DO CERTAIN 802 00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:27,566 THINGS THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR 803 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:30,533 CANNOT. 804 00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:30,766 OR SHOULD NOT, AM I WRONG ABOUT 805 00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:32,966 THAT? 806 00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:34,800 >> THE GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO DO 807 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,433 THINGS THAT WE DECIDED WE CANNOT 808 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,599 DO OURSELVES. 809 00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:40,499 THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN EVERY 810 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:42,800 SINGLE COUNTRY. 811 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:43,133 I WOULD NOT CALL THAT 812 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,267 SOCIALISTIC. 813 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,633 >> Bill: IT'S LITERALLY CALLED 814 00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:48,333 SOCIAL SECURITY. 815 00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:50,733 BY THE WAY, I FOUND SOMEONE 816 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:51,400 WHO'S NOT A SOCIALIST IN THE 817 00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:52,900 DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND IT'S A 818 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:57,267 SURPRISING ONE BUT I WAS READING 819 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:58,233 A LOT ABOUT IT. 820 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,499 DR. AL-SAYED, THE BIG STORY IN 821 00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,599 POLITICS. 822 00:26:58,499 --> 00:27:02,599 THERE WAS A PRIMARY IN MICHIGAN. 823 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:04,400 IT WAS MORE CONVENTIONAL 824 00:27:02,599 --> 00:27:07,633 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE. 825 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:12,699 LOST A SQUEAKER TO DR. EL-SAYED. 826 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:14,367 NOW HE'S OBVIOUSLY ON THE 827 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,400 SUBJECT OF ISRAEL. 828 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,533 BUT IT'S INTERESTING. 829 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,333 HE'S NOT DSA. 830 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,733 >> HE SAYS HE'S NOT. 831 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:21,066 >> Bill: HE SAYS HE'S A 832 00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:22,100 CAPITALIST. 833 00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,433 >> HE BELIEVES IN REGULATING 834 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,033 MONOPOLIES WHICH I THINK MOST 835 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:26,300 PEOPLE AGREE WITH. 836 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,866 I THINK RIGHT NOW HE REALIZES HE 837 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:30,066 JUST WON THE PRIMARY ELECTION 838 00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:32,100 WITH THE HELP OF HASAN PIKER AND 839 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:32,533 HE'S GOT TO MOVE A LITTLE BIT TO 840 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:34,400 THE RIGHT. 841 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:38,033 HE DID NOT WIN DETROIT. 842 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,800 HE DID NOT WIN BLACK VOTERS OR 843 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,533 RURAL VOTERS. 844 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,400 HE WON THE WHITE, URBAN, COLLEGE 845 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:45,267 EDUCATED VOTER. 846 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,400 HE'S GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 847 00:27:45,267 --> 00:27:48,499 BUT I THINK THE INTERESTING 848 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,566 THING ABOUT HIM IS HE REALLY 849 00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:51,066 SPEAKS THE MOMENT AND IT'S A 850 00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:52,566 HUGE REBUKE ON DONALD TRUMP. 851 00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:56,499 WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN THE DSA 852 00:27:52,566 --> 00:27:56,866 OR WHAT THEY STAND FOR OR 853 00:27:56,499 --> 00:27:58,066 SOCIALISM. 854 00:27:56,866 --> 00:27:59,800 HE'S A CHANGE CANDIDATE. 855 00:27:58,066 --> 00:28:02,566 HE WENT OUT THERE AND BASICALLY 856 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,800 SAID TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BROKE AND 857 00:28:02,566 --> 00:28:04,133 PISSED. 858 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,599 I HEAR YOU AND I'M RUNNING 859 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:07,333 AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN 860 00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:08,000 POWER RIGHT NOW AND IT'S NOT 861 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,333 JUST DONALD TRUMP. 862 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,566 THE REST OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE 863 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,699 ONLY RUNNING AGAINST 864 00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,666 DONALD TRUMP. 865 00:28:11,699 --> 00:28:14,666 HE'S RUNNING AGAINST 866 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:16,000 DONALD TRUMP AND CHUCK SCHUMER 867 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:17,367 WHO SPENT $30 MILLION AGAINST 868 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,766 HIM IN AIPAC. 869 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:20,200 HE'S THE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT 870 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,100 CANDIDATE TRYING HE'S LIKE THIS 871 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,900 IS NOT A GAY. 872 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:26,233 I DON'T GET PAST YOU PEOPLE. 873 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:28,200 THAT'S $60 MILLION WORTH OF 874 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:29,566 BILLBOARDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 875 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,466 THIS IS JUST WHAT'S GOING TO 876 00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:32,367 HAPPEN IN THESE MOMENTS BECAUSE 877 00:28:31,466 --> 00:28:33,966 AMERICANS LOVE CHANGE. 878 00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:35,699 HE'S THE CHANGE CANDIDATE. 879 00:28:33,966 --> 00:28:37,167 >> WE LEARNED ABOUT MAJOR 880 00:28:35,699 --> 00:28:38,699 POLITICAL PARTIES BY WHAT 881 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:39,033 HAPPENS IN THEIR CONTESTED 882 00:28:38,699 --> 00:28:40,833 PRIMARIES. 883 00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:42,000 WHAT WE SEE NOW BEGINNING IN 884 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:44,333 NEW YORK BUT ALSO THE GRAND 885 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,466 PLATTER RACE IN MICHIGAN AND 886 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,433 COLORADO AND ELSEWHERE. 887 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:48,566 ALL THE TENSION AND ALL THE 888 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,699 FIGHTS ARE THERE ON THIS. 889 00:28:48,566 --> 00:28:52,433 VOTERS IN MICHIGAN DECIDED 890 00:28:49,699 --> 00:28:56,100 ENOUGH OF THEM AND WHAT DSA AND 891 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:57,499 HASAN PIKER, BIG FAN OF CHINESE 892 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,666 COMMUNISM AND CUBAN COMMUNISM 893 00:28:57,499 --> 00:29:02,033 TOO. 894 00:28:57,666 --> 00:29:02,267 HE MIGHT NOT HAVE DSA ON HIS 895 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,666 FOREARM. 896 00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:05,333 HE'S HANGING OUT WITH HASAN 897 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:08,499 PIKER WHO IS A LOON. 898 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:10,300 WHAT THEY ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW 899 00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:12,433 IS THAT WE DON'T CARE IF WE LOSE 900 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,933 OR WE ARE WILLING TO ROLL THE 901 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:15,766 DICE ON LOSING. 902 00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:17,133 THAT'S WHAT THE TEA PARTY WAS 903 00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:18,599 DOING TEN YEARS AGO. 904 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:21,000 WE'LL BACK THIS PERSON BECAUSE 905 00:29:18,599 --> 00:29:21,400 WE WANT THAT CHANGE AGENT SO 906 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,666 MUCH. 907 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,233 WE WANT TO CHANGE THE NATURE AND 908 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:25,766 THE CHARACTERISTIC OF OUR 909 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:27,566 POLITICAL PARTY SO IT'S NO MORE 910 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:28,400 CHUCK SCHUMER BECAUSE MY GOD HOW 911 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:29,666 LONG IS CHUCK SCHUMER GOING TO 912 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,566 BE WITH US? 913 00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:32,499 FOREVER. 914 00:29:30,566 --> 00:29:34,733 THEY BACK A PERSON. 915 00:29:32,499 --> 00:29:36,566 IT'S A CONTESTED STATE. 916 00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:36,966 DEMOCRATS ABSOLUTELY WANT AND 917 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,333 NEED-- 918 00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:40,433 >> Bill: THE CONVENTIONAL 919 00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:41,233 WISDOM IS DEMOCRATS WALKED INTO 920 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:43,533 A TRAP. 921 00:29:41,233 --> 00:29:46,400 IT OFTEN HAPPENS IN THE PRIMARY. 922 00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:48,000 THE FRINGE CANDIDATE ON THE FAR 923 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,933 LEFT AND IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY 924 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,167 IN THE FAR RIGHT WINS THE 925 00:29:49,933 --> 00:29:52,000 PRIMARY. 926 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:53,900 THAT'S WHO WINS IN PRIMARIES. 927 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,966 I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE CASE. 928 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:56,233 I THINK HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO 929 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:58,566 WIN BACK MICHIGAN AND I WILL 930 00:29:56,233 --> 00:30:00,533 TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE IN THE 931 00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:01,133 DEMOCRATIC PARTY WHEN YOU'RE A 932 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,666 PERSON OF COLOR, IT ALLOWS YOU 933 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:06,400 TO BE MORE CENTRIST. 934 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:08,499 A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE. 935 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,900 THEY SIMPLY DO NOT TRUST WHITE 936 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:10,666 PEOPLE. 937 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,499 I'M TALKING MOSTLY ABOUT THE 938 00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:13,633 WHITE PEOPLE. 939 00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:15,499 THEY DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE. 940 00:30:13,633 --> 00:30:15,699 >> ARE YOU SAYING HE'S CENTRIST 941 00:30:15,499 --> 00:30:17,333 NOW? 942 00:30:15,699 --> 00:30:18,566 >> Bill: I'M SAYING IT ALLOWS 943 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,400 YOU TO BE MORE CENTRIST LIKE 944 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,966 OBAMA WAS. 945 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,866 THEY JUST TRUST YOU MORE. 946 00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:26,566 LOOK AT THIS FRANCESCA HONG. 947 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:29,400 I MENTIONED IN THE MONOLOGUE. 948 00:30:26,566 --> 00:30:29,833 SHE SAID ABOUT WHITENESS AND 949 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,367 TOXICITY. 950 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:34,433 SHE DESCRIBED HER SON. 951 00:30:32,367 --> 00:30:34,966 SHE HAS AN EX-HUSBAND WHO IS 952 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:37,533 WHITE. 953 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:39,666 OKAY. 954 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:40,367 SHE'S ASIAN. 955 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:44,566 SHE DESCRIBED WRESTLING WITH HER 956 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:45,200 OWN SON BEING IN PROXIMITY TO 957 00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:46,599 WHITENESS. 958 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,900 OF ALL THE THINGS I THINK THE 959 00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:50,599 DEMOCRATS HAVE TO LOSE. 960 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:51,333 NUMBER ONE, WHITENESS. 961 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:56,766 IT'S NOT A DISEASE. 962 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:58,433 YOU LOOK LIKE NICE PEOPLE. 963 00:30:56,766 --> 00:31:01,699 YOU'RE NICE PEOPLE? 964 00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:03,367 >> SHE MIGHT BE ITALIAN. 965 00:31:01,699 --> 00:31:05,933 >> Bill: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT 966 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:06,533 DOES NOT COUNT AS A PERSON OF 967 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:10,466 COLOR. 968 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:10,966 THAT'S A PERSON WITH A GOOD TAN. 969 00:31:10,466 --> 00:31:12,866 [LAUGHTER] 970 00:31:10,966 --> 00:31:13,633 BUT THIS HAS GOT TO GO. 971 00:31:12,866 --> 00:31:16,233 I THINK. 972 00:31:13,633 --> 00:31:17,566 I THINK THIS IS THEIR BIG FLAW. 973 00:31:16,233 --> 00:31:18,033 >> I THINK THEY'RE NOT RUNNING 974 00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:20,233 ON THAT. 975 00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:21,966 SHE DIDN'T RUN ON CAMPAIGN-- 976 00:31:20,233 --> 00:31:24,167 >> Bill: BUT PEOPLE HEAR IT. 977 00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:25,666 >> SURE COMMENTS IN EVERY SINGLE 978 00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:27,066 ONE OF THEIR TWEETS. 979 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:29,066 THESE GROWN ASS ADULTS FIVE 980 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:30,367 YEARS AGO WERE SAYING AND DOING 981 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:31,900 ABSOLUTE NONSENSE AND NOW 982 00:31:30,367 --> 00:31:33,167 THEY'RE RUNNING IN EVERY 983 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,833 DEMOCRATIC RACE AND DISTANCING 984 00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:37,066 THEMSELVES FROM THEIR TWEETS 985 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:37,833 THAT THEY MADE AS 35 YEAR OLDS. 986 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:40,633 >> Bill: YES, ONLY IN AMERICA 987 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:42,800 CAN YOU BE 35-YEAR-OLD AND BE 988 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:43,566 LIKE I'M SORRY, IT WAS A 989 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,466 YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION. 990 00:31:43,566 --> 00:31:47,267 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING. 991 00:31:45,466 --> 00:31:50,066 I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THEM. 992 00:31:47,267 --> 00:31:51,900 ALL THE DSA PEOPLE ARE SAYING 993 00:31:50,066 --> 00:31:54,000 THE QUOTE LAST WEEK. 994 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:55,267 YEAH, YOU SAID IT, YOU MEANT IT, 995 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,666 STOP IT. 996 00:31:55,267 --> 00:31:58,033 >> FLIP FLOPPING THOUGH. 997 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,133 >> Bill: THAT'S NOT FLIP 998 00:31:58,033 --> 00:32:00,533 FLOPPING, THAT'S LYING. 999 00:31:59,133 --> 00:32:02,599 THAT'S JUST PRETENDING. 1000 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:05,066 I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND 1001 00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:06,367 THAT'S OKAY. 1002 00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:08,800 COMMUNISM IS A ECONOMIC SYSTEM 1003 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:10,233 THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO A HORRIBLY 1004 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,699 CORRUPT VIOLENT POLITICAL SYSTEM 1005 00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:12,233 BUT IT'S A THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED 1006 00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:14,167 TO VOTE FOR IT. 1007 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:15,400 I'M NOT SAYING MAKE IT ILLEGAL 1008 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,733 OR ANYTHING BUT OWN UP TO WHAT 1009 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,167 IT IS. 1010 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,699 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1011 00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:20,666 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 1012 00:32:17,699 --> 00:32:22,133 SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, 1013 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,333 YOU'RE A COMMUNIST. 1014 00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:24,633 JUST OWN IT. 1015 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:26,499 >> I THINK THE INTERESTING TWIST 1016 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:27,566 RIGHT NOW IS THAT THEY ARE 1017 00:32:26,499 --> 00:32:29,400 TRYING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES 1018 00:32:27,566 --> 00:32:32,133 FROM THEIR TWEETS OF FIVE YEARS 1019 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,666 AGO BECAUSE THEY REALIZE HOW 1020 00:32:32,133 --> 00:32:36,000 COMPLETELY UNPOPULAR IT IS. 1021 00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:37,499 ALSO IT REMINDS US WHAT DID WE 1022 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,599 DO 12 YEARS AGO? 1023 00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:42,666 SUDDENLY WE DECIDED THAT 1024 00:32:41,599 --> 00:32:44,966 BIOLOGICAL SEX SEX WAS 1025 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,267 INCREDIBLY FLUID, BUT RACE WAS 1026 00:32:44,966 --> 00:32:46,433 CEMENT. 1027 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:49,966 THIS IS BIZARRE. 1028 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:51,766 RACE IS A MUCH MORE KIND OF 1029 00:32:49,966 --> 00:32:52,333 VARIABLE, SOMETIMES EVEN 1030 00:32:51,766 --> 00:32:53,433 FICTITIOUS CONCEPT, AND YET 1031 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:55,633 WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON THIS HILL 1032 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:57,400 AND THEN BE OBSESSED OVER HERE 1033 00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:58,633 WITH EVERYBODY'S LITTLE SINGLE 1034 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,133 DROP OF WHATEVER BACKGROUND THAT 1035 00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:00,466 THEY HAVE. 1036 00:33:00,133 --> 00:33:01,933 IT'S MADNESS. 1037 00:33:00,466 --> 00:33:03,599 WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THE 1038 00:33:01,933 --> 00:33:05,033 MADNESS AND THE REMINDER THE 1039 00:33:03,599 --> 00:33:06,133 PEOPLE SAYING THIS FIVE YEARS 1040 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:07,566 AGO ARE TELLING ON THEMSELVES. 1041 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,866 THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT FIVE 1042 00:33:07,566 --> 00:33:14,233 YEARS AGO RIGHT NOW IS NOT GOING 1043 00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:14,533 TO BE SERIOUS TODAY. 1044 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:15,933 [APPLAUSE] 1045 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:17,800 >> Bill: WHO'S THE DEMOCRAT 1046 00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,733 WHO'S GOING TO STAND UP AND SAY 1047 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,499 I'M A WHITE GUY. 1048 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:22,866 I'M NOT A RACIST BECAUSE I DON'T 1049 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,367 THINK WHITE PEOPLE ARE WORSE. 1050 00:33:22,866 --> 00:33:27,066 WE ARE ALL THE SAME. 1051 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:27,300 HUMANS ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE. 1052 00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:28,800 >> NO. 1053 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,000 >> Bill: WE JUST AREN'T. 1054 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,300 WE'VE ALL DONE HORRIBLE THINGS 1055 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,100 OF EVERY RACE. 1056 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,100 SLAVERY. 1057 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:36,633 IT WAS NOT INVENTED IN 1619. 1058 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,000 EVERYBODY DID IT THROUGHOUT 1059 00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:38,499 HISTORY. 1060 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,499 THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS WRONG. 1061 00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:40,733 THE BIBLE, LOTS OF RULES ABOUT 1062 00:33:40,499 --> 00:33:43,633 IT. 1063 00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:44,966 NONE OF THEM ARE DON'T DO IT. 1064 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:46,333 >> THERE'S AN ADDITIONAL BURDEN 1065 00:33:44,966 --> 00:33:47,800 AT THIS PLACE WHEN YOU'RE 1066 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,167 THINKING CONSTANTLY IN TERMS OF 1067 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,733 RACE. 1068 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:51,499 WHO GETS OFF EASY IN THIS? 1069 00:33:49,733 --> 00:33:53,100 WHITE PEOPLE DO ACTUALLY BECAUSE 1070 00:33:51,499 --> 00:33:53,599 WE ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH BEING 1071 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,433 WHITE. 1072 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:56,066 WE DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 1073 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,100 IT'S WEIRD. 1074 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:58,666 ANYBODY WHO DOES THINK ABOUT IT 1075 00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:00,033 IS WEIRD AND WE DON'T WANT TO 1076 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:01,267 HANG OUT WITH THEM. 1077 00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:02,766 IT IS STRANGE. 1078 00:34:01,267 --> 00:34:04,300 BUT THE BURDEN OF IT IS THAT 1079 00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:06,599 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLACK 1080 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:07,000 WAY TO THINK OR A ASIAN WAY TO 1081 00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:07,633 THINK. 1082 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,367 IT'S MADNESS. 1083 00:34:07,633 --> 00:34:11,167 WE SHOULD THINK LIKE INDIVIDUALS 1084 00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:13,033 AND NOT HAVE TO BE ALWAYS SELF 1085 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:14,167 CONSCIOUS OF HOW WE ARE 1086 00:34:13,033 --> 00:34:16,400 DIFFERENT THAN SOME MAJORITY. 1087 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:18,167 THAT'S A STUPID WAY AND 1088 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,466 ANTI-AMERICAN WAY. 1089 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:22,466 [APPLAUSE] 1090 00:34:18,466 --> 00:34:24,466 >> Bill: YEAH. 1091 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:25,300 IT'S WEIRD. 1092 00:34:24,466 --> 00:34:27,300 THE FAR LEFT LIBERALS. 1093 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:28,599 THEY SEEM TO HAVE THIS 1094 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:30,699 SELF-LOATHING LIKE THAT'S VERY 1095 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,133 IMPORTANT TO THEIR IDENTITY. 1096 00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:36,699 THAT WE KNOW WE ARE BAD. 1097 00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:37,100 THAT'S HOW WE KNOW WE ARE GOOD. 1098 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,699 ANYWAY. 1099 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:42,599 WE LIKE TO COVER ALL THE ISSUES 1100 00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:45,333 ON THIS SHOW AND I NOTICE THAT 1101 00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:47,833 IT WAS STATE FAIR. 1102 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,267 WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO SELL 1103 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:50,400 THIS? 1104 00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,599 WE ARE DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S 1105 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400 FUNNY. 1106 00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:54,533 BUT IT IS, IT'S TIME FOR STATE 1107 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:58,233 FAIRS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY. 1108 00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:59,633 OHIO, WISCONSIN, IOWA, NEW YORK, 1109 00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:05,400 MINNESOTA, ALASKA, AND KENTUCKY. 1110 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:06,599 WE ARE CATERING TO ALL THOSE. 1111 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,666 SO WE EVEN PICKED UP A COPY 1112 00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:10,100 BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT THIS SO 1113 00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:11,533 MUCH. 1114 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:14,566 STATE FAIR LIVING. 1115 00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:14,900 THIS IS THE MAGAZINE ABOUT STATE 1116 00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:15,699 FAIRS. 1117 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,400 IT'S JUST FASCINATING. 1118 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,100 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF 1119 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,499 THE ARTICLES? 1120 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:20,699 I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD. 1121 00:35:20,499 --> 00:35:20,966 OKAY. 1122 00:35:20,699 --> 00:35:21,733 ♪ 1123 00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:22,433 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1124 00:35:21,733 --> 00:35:28,533 TEN WAYS TO EAT A CORNDOG 1125 00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:29,300 WITHOUT LOOKING GAY. 1126 00:35:28,533 --> 00:35:29,866 OKAY 1127 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,733 IS OPERATING A TILT-A-WHIRL 1128 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:37,666 WHILE DRUNK ILLEGAL? 1129 00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:38,300 THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. 1130 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:46,400 TOP LGBTQ-FRIENDLY STATE FAIRS: 1131 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:46,900 NONE. 1132 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,733 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1133 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,599 ORIGINAL BEACH BOY OR OLD MAN 1134 00:35:47,733 --> 00:35:53,167 MUTTERING "BARBARA ANN"? 1135 00:35:48,599 --> 00:35:55,833 FIVE WAYS TO KNOW! 1136 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:57,733 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1137 00:35:55,833 --> 00:36:03,233 DEAR "STATE FAIR LIVING", WHAT 1138 00:35:57,733 --> 00:36:07,367 ARE THE BEARDED LADY'S PRONOUNS? 1139 00:36:03,233 --> 00:36:08,699 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1140 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:12,900 GUESS-YOUR-WEIGHT WORKER TELLS 1141 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:14,633 ALL: OZEMPIC IS RUINING MY JOB! 1142 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:15,200 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1143 00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,400 "I'M SORRY, HE'S IN A BETTER 1144 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,033 PLACE" AND OTHER THINGS TO TELL 1145 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,599 YOUR KID AFTER THE GOLDFISH DIES 1146 00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:25,566 ON THE DRIVE HOME. 1147 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:26,167 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1148 00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:34,367 GOLD COTTON CANDY: TASTE THE 1149 00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:38,633 PRESIDENT'S HAIR. 1150 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:39,433 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1151 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:40,499 ALL RIGHT. 1152 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:40,966 SO THERE'S MANY IMPORTANT 1153 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,633 STORIES. 1154 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,400 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1155 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,400 CANCEL CULTURE FOR A MINUTE 1156 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,766 BECAUSE I SAW THIS STORY THIS 1157 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:50,966 WEEK. 1158 00:36:47,766 --> 00:36:52,400 AN ACTOR NAMED GENO SEGERS. 1159 00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:55,666 THERE HE IS. 1160 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:58,400 HE WAS SET TO STAR IN A MOVIE - 1161 00:36:55,666 --> 00:37:00,367 -- A. PLAY, MAYBE A MUSICAL 1162 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,566 CALLED "HADESTOWN." 1163 00:37:00,367 --> 00:37:05,233 HE WAS GOING TO PLAY THE DEVIL. 1164 00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:05,699 THEN THEY FOUND OUT HE IS THE 1165 00:37:05,233 --> 00:37:07,533 DEVIL. 1166 00:37:05,699 --> 00:37:08,367 SO HE WILL NOT BE PLAYING THE 1167 00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:08,533 DEVIL. 1168 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:09,866 WHY? 1169 00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,499 THEY GOT AHOLD OF THE OLD 1170 00:37:09,866 --> 00:37:13,933 TWEETS. 1171 00:37:10,499 --> 00:37:16,433 I GUESS THEY'RE NOT THAT OLD BUT 1172 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:18,300 -- THE LESSON HERE TO ME IS THAT 1173 00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:20,533 CANCEL CULTURE IS NOT DEAD 1174 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:22,499 BECAUSE HE IS SHIT CANNED FROM 1175 00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:23,699 THE SHOW AND IN CERTAIN 1176 00:37:22,499 --> 00:37:25,699 PRECINCTS OF THIS COUNTRY YOU'RE 1177 00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:28,566 NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY OPINION 1178 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:30,300 THAT DOESN'T CONFORM EXACTLY. 1179 00:37:28,566 --> 00:37:30,866 AND I MEAN EXACTLY TO THE ONE 1180 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,066 TRUE OPINION. 1181 00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:33,433 HE SAID, TALKING ABOUT 1182 00:37:33,066 --> 00:37:34,633 TRANS PEOPLE. 1183 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:37,433 I'M NOT AGAINST ANYONE LIVING 1184 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:38,133 OUT THEIR LIVES THE WAY THEY 1185 00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:39,267 WANT. 1186 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:40,466 I'M AGAINST THEIR RIGHTS 1187 00:37:39,267 --> 00:37:40,699 SUPERSEDING THE RIGHTS OF OTHER 1188 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,499 PEOPLE. 1189 00:37:40,699 --> 00:37:44,666 IF YOU MADE THIS ARGUMENT IN 1190 00:37:42,499 --> 00:37:45,833 SOME SORT OF REASONABLE DEBATE, 1191 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,733 IT'S OKAY. 1192 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:49,333 >> ABOUT ANYBODY. 1193 00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:52,233 >> Bill: ABOUT ANYBODY. 1194 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:53,699 >> SUPERSEDING YOUR RIGHTS. 1195 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:55,367 >> Bill: WE DO NOT HAVE THE 1196 00:37:53,699 --> 00:37:55,833 RIGHT TO HAVE A DIFFERENT 1197 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:56,866 OPINION. 1198 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:58,133 THIS CANNOT GO ON. 1199 00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:59,499 I DON'T THINK IT CAN GO ON. 1200 00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:01,200 I GUESS IT CAN GO ON. 1201 00:37:59,499 --> 00:38:02,566 >> I THINK IT'S A CALCULATED 1202 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,933 MARKETING DECISION BECAUSE 1203 00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:06,633 BROADWAY OBVIOUSLY HAS A VERY 1204 00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:09,499 BIG POPULATION THAT RUNS IT, A 1205 00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:10,833 GAY POPULATION, PEOPLE THAT BUY, 1206 00:38:09,499 --> 00:38:11,367 THEY'RE CONSUMERS THAT BUY 1207 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:13,800 TICKETS ARE GAY. 1208 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:15,866 I THINK THEY DECIDED THAT THIS 1209 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:18,200 ONLINE MOB THAT MOVED VERY 1210 00:38:15,866 --> 00:38:21,367 QUICKLY AGAINST THEM, THEY MADE 1211 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,633 SOME CALLS IN MARKETING 1212 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:22,866 DIVISION. 1213 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,933 I THINK THIS IS MORE OF A 1214 00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:26,267 MARKETING DECISION. 1215 00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:28,367 HE WOULD BE WELCOME IN THE 1216 00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:28,966 PENTAGON UNDER HEGSETH IN A 1217 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:31,466 SECOND. 1218 00:38:28,966 --> 00:38:33,900 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1219 00:38:31,466 --> 00:38:35,966 >> EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF 1220 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:39,599 THESE STORIES, I ALWAYS LIKE-- 1221 00:38:35,966 --> 00:38:41,866 THAT USUALLY PORTRAY THIS 1222 00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:43,000 HATEFUL STATEMENTS THAT HE SAID. 1223 00:38:41,866 --> 00:38:43,800 LIKE 12 OR 19 THAT WE'LL GET TO 1224 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,133 WHAT THE STATEMENT IS AND IS IT 1225 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,900 GOING TO BE REMOTELY HATEFUL? 1226 00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:49,267 I DIDN'T FIND IT. 1227 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:51,000 >> Bill: I MEAN THERE ARE SOME 1228 00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:52,566 OTHER ONES. 1229 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,733 HE SAID NOW OF COURSE PEOPLE 1230 00:38:52,566 --> 00:38:58,400 COME TO ME AND SAY OH, GINO, 1231 00:38:56,733 --> 00:39:00,333 THEY MEANING TRANS FOLKS, THEY 1232 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,800 ARE TIRED OF BEING HUNTED AND 1233 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:04,167 OPPRESSED AND PERSECUTED. 1234 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,033 I'M SORRY, I DON'T SEE THAT. 1235 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,100 I DON'T SEE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE 1236 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:08,367 BECOMING OPPRESSED OR BEING 1237 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,766 PERSECUTED. 1238 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:12,066 OF COURSE NOT, YOU WORK ON 1239 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:15,333 BROADWAY. 1240 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:19,300 BUT YOU KNOW, HE'S SAYING THAT 1241 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:20,367 THERE'S NO SUM PER GRANDE GOING 1242 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:22,133 ON OUT THERE. 1243 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,566 >> LET'S SAY HE'S WRONG ABOUT 1244 00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:25,000 THAT. 1245 00:39:22,566 --> 00:39:25,466 HE'S MATERIALLY WRONG IN THAT 1246 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,267 ANALYSIS. 1247 00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:28,200 OKAY, YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING 1248 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:29,733 THAT'S WRONG. 1249 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,167 >> Bill: NO, YOU CAN'T. 1250 00:39:29,733 --> 00:39:32,966 THAT'S THE THING YOU CAN'T. 1251 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:33,167 THAT'S NOT THE ONLY ONE THIS 1252 00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:36,167 WEEK. 1253 00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:36,466 THE INDIANA FEVER STAR SOPHIE 1254 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,499 CUNNINGHAM. 1255 00:39:36,466 --> 00:39:41,466 I DON'T FOLLOW THE WNBA AS 1256 00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:42,900 CLOSELY AS I WOULD LIKE TO. 1257 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:45,167 NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE WOMEN. 1258 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,400 I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR 1259 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:48,833 SPORTS. 1260 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,066 I DON'T WATCH COLLEGE EITHER. 1261 00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:50,599 OKAY? 1262 00:39:49,066 --> 00:39:51,333 >> IT'S OKAY. 1263 00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:53,100 IT'S OKAY. 1264 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:56,433 >> Bill: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO 1265 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:58,400 APOLOGIZE FOR IT. 1266 00:39:56,433 --> 00:40:00,367 SHE SAID I GOT A LOT OF FEEDBACK 1267 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,866 AND NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT ME 1268 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,400 HATING TRANS. 1269 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,400 SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE HATED TRANS. 1270 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,599 SHE SAID I'M HERE TO EXTEND LOVE 1271 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,533 BUT I ALSO THINK THAT LOVE IS 1272 00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:10,533 TRUTH AND BEING HONEST. 1273 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:12,666 I WANT TO PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS IN 1274 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:14,566 THE LOCKER ROOM OR YOUNG GIRLS 1275 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:17,833 IN SPORT WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE TO 1276 00:40:14,566 --> 00:40:18,566 GO AGAINST BIOLOGICAL MEN. 1277 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:22,367 AGAIN. 1278 00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:23,699 THIS IS ABOUT 80% OF THE COUNTRY 1279 00:40:22,367 --> 00:40:26,499 IS. 1280 00:40:23,699 --> 00:40:28,833 >> AND HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME. 1281 00:40:26,499 --> 00:40:30,333 PROMINENT ATHLETE AND LESBIAN. 1282 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:31,666 >> Bill: WHAT? 1283 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,966 >> THE LESBIAN PART'S JUST THE 1284 00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:34,066 FUNNY PART. 1285 00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:36,066 >> Bill: THAT'S RELEVANT TO 1286 00:40:34,066 --> 00:40:39,033 THE DISCUSSION. 1287 00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:40,833 >> SOMEBODY HAD A TRANS TRAINER. 1288 00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:41,866 >> NOT ALL GAY PEOPLE ARE 1289 00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:46,100 NECESSARILY THE SAME IN TERMS OF 1290 00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:47,666 THEIR BELIEFS ON THIS. 1291 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:49,000 >> MARTINA IS NOT A 1292 00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:51,167 INSIGNIFICANT PERSON IN THIS 1293 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,466 DEBATE AND CANNOT BE CALLED A 1294 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:53,800 MAGA BARBIE WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE 1295 00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:54,800 ARE CALLING SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM 1296 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,599 BECAUSE SHE'S BLOND AND SHE 1297 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,800 POINTED AT PEOPLE AND SHE KNOWS 1298 00:40:56,599 --> 00:41:02,133 THAT SHE HAS A FAN BASE OF 1299 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,599 PEOPLE WHO WERE ON THE 80 SIDE 1300 00:41:02,133 --> 00:41:04,633 OF THE ISSUE INSTEAD OF THE 20 1301 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,966 SIDE OF THE ISSUE. 1302 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:06,533 THERE'S AN ATTEMPT TO DEMONIZE 1303 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:07,733 HER. 1304 00:41:06,533 --> 00:41:09,466 I THINK IT'S FAILING. 1305 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:11,666 SHE HAS TO ANSWER QUESTIONS AT 1306 00:41:09,466 --> 00:41:12,400 EVERY PRESS CONFERENCE IN THE 1307 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:13,933 WNBA. 1308 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,233 SHE JUST MATTER OF FACTLY GIVES 1309 00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:17,100 IT BACK. 1310 00:41:15,233 --> 00:41:17,766 SHE'S NOT REALLY SUFFERING ALL 1311 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,133 THAT MUCH. 1312 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:20,966 I THINK THE CULTURE HAS CHANGED 1313 00:41:19,133 --> 00:41:23,066 A LOT IN HEALTHY WAYS. 1314 00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:25,633 BUT JUST AS IN BROADWAY, JUST AS 1315 00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:26,167 IN THE SPORTS PRESS CORPS 1316 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,599 STRANGELY ENOUGH. 1317 00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:30,599 THERE'S PLACES WHERE THEY TRIED 1318 00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:32,633 TO ENFORCE THE 20 AGAINST THE 80 1319 00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:34,400 AND IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 1320 00:41:32,633 --> 00:41:37,233 >> Bill: YOU THINK IT'S ALSO 1321 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:39,167 MARKETING WHEN THEY MADE PATTI 1322 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:42,267 LUPONE A BROADWAY BEND THE KNEE? 1323 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:43,000 SHE HAD A CONTROVERSY ABOUT A 1324 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:45,200 YEAR AGO. 1325 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,533 BIG BROADWAY STAR. 1326 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,433 SHE WAS WORKING IN A THEATER 1327 00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,633 THAT SHARED A WALL WITH ANOTHER 1328 00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:50,900 SHOW. 1329 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,499 HAPPENED TO BE A BLACK SHOW AND 1330 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:53,666 THE NOISE WAS BLEEDING THROUGH 1331 00:41:52,499 --> 00:41:57,167 THE WALL. 1332 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:58,367 PATTI LUPONE SAID CAN WE WORK 1333 00:41:57,167 --> 00:42:00,267 THIS OUT? 1334 00:41:58,367 --> 00:42:02,033 HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER FOR 1335 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,267 SUGGESTING BLACK PEOPLE ARE 1336 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,933 ALLOWED. 1337 00:42:02,267 --> 00:42:05,400 THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE WAS SAYING. 1338 00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:07,167 SHE WAS SAYING PEOPLE IN MY SHOW 1339 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,866 CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE OF YOUR SHOW. 1340 00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:11,100 MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT 1341 00:42:08,866 --> 00:42:12,900 AND SHE WAS MADE TO APOLOGIZE. 1342 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:14,933 OLIVE BROADWAY HAD TO PUT OUT A 1343 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,933 OPEN LETTER AND THEY HATED HER. 1344 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:18,699 THIS IS MADNESS. 1345 00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:20,966 >> I THINK THAT THE ARTS ARE 1346 00:42:18,699 --> 00:42:22,533 CONTROLLED BY LIBERALS. 1347 00:42:20,966 --> 00:42:22,733 SO THEREFORE THEY GET TO SET THE 1348 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,433 RULES. 1349 00:42:22,733 --> 00:42:25,733 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 1350 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,100 >> Bill: I DON'T THINK THAT'S 1351 00:42:25,733 --> 00:42:27,666 LIBERAL. 1352 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:29,066 TO ME THAT IS REGRESSIVE. 1353 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:30,933 THAT'S NOT LIBERAL. 1354 00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:31,367 LIBERALS DON'T KNOW WHAT 1355 00:42:30,933 --> 00:42:33,699 LIBERALISM ANYMORE. 1356 00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:34,133 BY THE WAY, PATTI LUPONE WAS ON 1357 00:42:33,699 --> 00:42:36,100 THIS CRUISE SHIP. 1358 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,933 DID YOU READ ABOUT THIS? 1359 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:43,000 IT WAS A GAY CRUISE SHIP. 1360 00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:44,300 SHE'S A GAY ICON. 1361 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,433 SHE WAS ON THIS CRUISE SHIP. 1362 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,300 WOULD NOT LET IT DOCK IN TURKEY 1363 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:49,167 AND EGYPT. 1364 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,367 WOULD NOT LET THE CRUISE SHIP 1365 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:52,466 DOCK. 1366 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:56,033 A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SAYING, 1367 00:42:52,466 --> 00:42:56,800 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE RIGHTIST 1368 00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:58,433 BACKLASH AGAINST-- 1369 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,666 , IT ISN'T. 1370 00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:00,033 BECAUSE THEY'RE MUSLIM 1371 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,599 COUNTRIES. 1372 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:04,433 THEY DON'T THINK GAY PEOPLE HAVE 1373 00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,066 EQUAL RIGHTS OR IN SOME WAYS 1374 00:43:04,433 --> 00:43:07,599 SOME INSTANCES DON'T THINK THEY 1375 00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:09,699 SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXIST. 1376 00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:11,466 THIS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 1377 00:43:09,699 --> 00:43:12,267 THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE LIBERALISM 1378 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:14,599 IS. 1379 00:43:12,267 --> 00:43:15,533 THAT IS A LIBERAL. 1380 00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:17,599 >> YES. 1381 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:19,033 WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE 1382 00:43:17,599 --> 00:43:21,633 THERE ARE LARGE MINORITY STRINGS 1383 00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:23,167 OF BOTH MAJOR PARTIES ON THE 1384 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:24,666 BLOCK THAT COMPRISE THEM THAT 1385 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,499 ARE ANTI LIBERAL PARK OF THE 1386 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:27,900 POST-LIBERAL RIGHT HAS BEEN 1387 00:43:25,499 --> 00:43:28,433 TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG 1388 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,766 TIME. 1389 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:31,699 THEY LOOK AT THE ENLIGHTENMENT 1390 00:43:29,766 --> 00:43:32,000 FOUNDING PRINCIPLES AND SAY I 1391 00:43:31,699 --> 00:43:33,100 DON'T KNOW. 1392 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,133 THAT'S NOT COMMON GOOD. 1393 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,300 WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT COMMON 1394 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:38,666 GOOD AND ON THE LEFT WE'VE SEEN 1395 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:40,633 FOR A LONG TIME NOW A VERY ANTI 1396 00:43:38,666 --> 00:43:42,167 LIBERAL SET OF SUB SPEECH IDEAS 1397 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:44,167 AND THE AMOUNT OF SOCIAL 1398 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:45,666 PRESSURE THAT WAS ENACTED ON 1399 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,666 PEOPLE FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. 1400 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:48,233 AND EVERYONE WENT THROUGH IT. 1401 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,400 THERE WAS A BACKLASH. 1402 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:52,167 IF YOU'RE FACING YOUR HR PERSON 1403 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,300 TRYING TO TELL YOU A BUNCH OF 1404 00:43:52,167 --> 00:43:55,100 NONSENSE AND YOU KNOW IF YOU 1405 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,133 SPEAK UP AND SAY THAT SOUNDS A 1406 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,167 LITTLE CRAZY, YOU'RE GOING TO 1407 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,699 GET INTO A WORLD OF HURT. 1408 00:43:57,167 --> 00:44:00,433 A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT THROUGH 1409 00:43:58,699 --> 00:44:02,633 THAT AND TOLD THEMSELVES LIKE 1410 00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:03,433 THE SOLUTION TO THIS IS TO VOTE 1411 00:44:02,633 --> 00:44:04,866 FOR DONALD TRUMP. 1412 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:06,367 >> THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A 1413 00:44:04,866 --> 00:44:07,267 CONSEQUENCE TO HAVING AN 1414 00:44:06,367 --> 00:44:09,200 UNPOPULAR OPINION. 1415 00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,933 SOME PEOPLE COULD HEAR ONE OF MY 1416 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,833 OPINIONS WHILE I'M SITTING HERE 1417 00:44:09,933 --> 00:44:12,333 AND THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO OPEN 1418 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:14,599 THE DOOR TO ME. 1419 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:15,566 I THINK A LOT OF IT'S DRIVEN BY 1420 00:44:14,599 --> 00:44:18,033 THE MARKET. 1421 00:44:15,566 --> 00:44:19,933 SOME OF IT IS DRIVEN BY FEAR AND 1422 00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:21,733 THEY MAKE THE DECISION IN 48 1423 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:23,200 HOURS SUPER RUSHED ESPECIALLY 1424 00:44:21,733 --> 00:44:24,533 THE WAY THAT THINGS MOVE RIGHT 1425 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,133 NOW. 1426 00:44:24,533 --> 00:44:27,033 THE ONLINE MOB. 1427 00:44:25,133 --> 00:44:28,267 IT CAN GET TOGETHER IN A MATTER 1428 00:44:27,033 --> 00:44:29,833 OF MINUTES. 1429 00:44:28,267 --> 00:44:31,233 I DO THINK THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW 1430 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,200 IF WHAT YOU SAY IS GOING TO 1431 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,733 CLOSE DOORS. 1432 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,000 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR 1433 00:44:33,733 --> 00:44:38,033 OFFENDING OF PEOPLE AT ANY TIME. 1434 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,666 AND IF THEY HAVE POWER AND MONEY 1435 00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:39,966 THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE THE 1436 00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:41,866 DECISIONS. 1437 00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:44,000 >> Bill: I WILL GIVE YOU A 1438 00:44:41,866 --> 00:44:48,733 GOOD IDEA OF THAT APROPOS TO THE 1439 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:50,633 IDEA THAT LIBERALS ARE 1440 00:44:48,733 --> 00:44:52,400 FETISHIZING THE WRONG PEOPLE. 1441 00:44:50,633 --> 00:44:54,499 SHE WAS ASKED ABOUT LGBT RIGHTS 1442 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:58,900 WHICH SHE HAS SUPPORTED 1443 00:44:54,499 --> 00:45:00,200 INCLUDING AS SHE HAS SUPPORTED 1444 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:02,533 HEALTH CARE, HOUSING PROTECTION. 1445 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,267 WHY IS THAT NOT ON YOUR WEBSITE? 1446 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:08,733 HER ANSWER IS BECAUSE A LOT OF 1447 00:45:04,267 --> 00:45:09,133 MUSLIMS DO NOT FEEL THAT WAY 1448 00:45:08,733 --> 00:45:09,300 UNFORTUNATELY. 1449 00:45:09,133 --> 00:45:11,333 OH. 1450 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:12,766 SINCE THEY DON'T FEEL THAT WAY 1451 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:14,200 WE JUST THROW THE GAY PEOPLE 1452 00:45:12,766 --> 00:45:18,599 UNDER THE BUS? 1453 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:19,699 THIS IS WHAT LIBERALISM NOW? 1454 00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,666 >> THE MICHIGAN PRIMARY. 1455 00:45:19,699 --> 00:45:23,300 THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT TOO 1456 00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:24,633 STRONG ABOUT THE AYATOLLAH BEING 1457 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:26,466 KILLED BECAUSE A LOT OF THE 1458 00:45:24,633 --> 00:45:27,367 CONSTITUENTS OUT THERE ARE UPSET 1459 00:45:26,466 --> 00:45:29,300 ABOUT THAT. 1460 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:30,900 YOU CAN PROBABLY TAKE A POSITION 1461 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:32,367 WITH THE AYATOLLAH BEING KILLED 1462 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:35,699 OR HAMAS BEING BAD OR ISRAEL 1463 00:45:32,367 --> 00:45:38,267 HAVING A RIGHT TO EXIST WHICH AL 1464 00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:40,433 SAYED SEVERAL TIMES HAS SAID-- 1465 00:45:38,267 --> 00:45:41,000 HE FOUND IT HARD TO GET TO A 1466 00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:41,499 YES. 1467 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,800 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1468 00:45:41,499 --> 00:45:45,066 I DON'T THINK AL SAYED IS A 1469 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,367 TERRORIST. 1470 00:45:45,066 --> 00:45:49,933 I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM TO 1471 00:45:46,367 --> 00:45:52,200 KNOW WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT 1472 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:54,599 SOMETHING, SOME OF THE ISSUES. 1473 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,933 HE WANTS TO BE IN AMERICA AND HE 1474 00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:56,699 WANTS TO HAVE AMERICAN VALUES. 1475 00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:58,466 I CERTAINLY WOULD HOPE THAT TO 1476 00:45:56,699 --> 00:46:01,033 BE THE CASE. 1477 00:45:58,466 --> 00:46:02,499 BUT COME OUT FORTHRIGHTLY AND 1478 00:46:01,033 --> 00:46:04,900 SAY WE DO NOT WANT TO BE THE 1479 00:46:02,499 --> 00:46:06,200 COUNTRY THAT DOES NOT ALLOW GAY 1480 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:12,100 SHIPS TO DOCK. 1481 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:12,966 IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO. 1482 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,167 [APPLAUSE] 1483 00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:16,233 OKAY. 1484 00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:17,766 SO TRUMP GOT TWO GUYS THIS IN. 1485 00:46:16,233 --> 00:46:19,733 TWO OF THE PEOPLE, TODD BLANCHE 1486 00:46:17,766 --> 00:46:20,566 HIS PERSONAL LAWYER. 1487 00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:25,766 OKAY. 1488 00:46:20,566 --> 00:46:27,666 JACK KENNEDY AND HIS BROTHER AS 1489 00:46:25,766 --> 00:46:28,499 ATTORNEY GENERAL. 1490 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,666 JON OSSOFF, I THINK THAT'S THE 1491 00:46:28,499 --> 00:46:30,233 GUY THE DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE 1492 00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:33,433 LOOKING TO. 1493 00:46:30,233 --> 00:46:33,933 I THINK HE MADE SOME INTERESTING 1494 00:46:33,433 --> 00:46:35,300 THINGS. 1495 00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:35,533 OF COURSE HE'S A JEW SO FORGET 1496 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:38,200 IT. 1497 00:46:35,533 --> 00:46:38,900 HE SAID TODD BLANCHE-- MAYBE IT 1498 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,000 WAS JAY CLAYTON. 1499 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:45,033 WHO COULD NOT GET HIMSELF TO SAY 1500 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,466 TRUMP LOST THE 2020 ELECTION. 1501 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:47,900 ARE TOO EMBARRASSED? 1502 00:46:45,466 --> 00:46:49,066 THIS IS THE RIGHT QUESTION TO BE 1503 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:51,133 ASKING A REPUBLICAN. 1504 00:46:49,066 --> 00:46:52,400 AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED? 1505 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:55,866 THAT YOU HAVE TO SIT HERE 1506 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:58,699 KNOWING THAT DONALD TRUMP 1507 00:46:55,866 --> 00:46:59,966 WATCHING YOU AND YOU CAN'T SAY 1508 00:46:58,699 --> 00:47:00,933 WHAT EVERYBODY HERE SITTING IN 1509 00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:02,666 THIS ROOM KNOWS. 1510 00:47:00,933 --> 00:47:04,666 HOW CAN YOU DO YOUR JOB UNDER 1511 00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:06,100 THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES? 1512 00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:09,800 THAT'S THE QUESTION THE 1513 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:14,300 DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASKING. 1514 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:15,633 >> IT GOES TO YOUR JEANINE PIRRO 1515 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:17,267 THING IN THE MONOLOGUE. 1516 00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:18,133 THE WAY YOU GOT THE JOB WAS 1517 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:20,233 NODDING ENOUGH WHEN THE 1518 00:47:18,133 --> 00:47:21,400 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 1519 00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:21,566 SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS ABSOLUTE 1520 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,733 B.S. 1521 00:47:21,566 --> 00:47:25,599 YOU GOT THE JOB FOR THAT REASON. 1522 00:47:23,733 --> 00:47:26,900 AND THEN YOU COME UP. 1523 00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:28,100 THIS HAPPENED WITH DAN BONGINO 1524 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:29,833 AND EVERYBODY ELSE. 1525 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:31,300 SUDDENLY YOU COME INTO THE 1526 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,533 OFFICE AND YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING 1527 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:34,400 THE LIE IN OFFICE. 1528 00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:36,533 IT'S VERY DIFFICULT. 1529 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,033 SO THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND HAVE 1530 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:38,300 A ROUGH MEETING WITH THE 1531 00:47:38,033 --> 00:47:39,599 PRESIDENT. 1532 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:41,367 THINK ABOUT THE WORLD THAT WE 1533 00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:45,033 ARE IN RIGHT NOW. 1534 00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:47,533 YOU EITHER HAVE TO SAY THE 2020 1535 00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:50,333 ELECTION WAS RIGGED OR IN THE 1536 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:52,433 CASE OF RFK JUNIOR, THE 2004 1537 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,699 ELECTION WAS RIGGED AGAINST 1538 00:47:52,433 --> 00:47:54,233 DEMOCRATS. 1539 00:47:52,699 --> 00:47:55,866 THAT'S A REALLY BAD PLACE. 1540 00:47:54,233 --> 00:47:57,367 WE ARE IN A EPISTEMIC DEAD END 1541 00:47:55,866 --> 00:47:57,966 RIGHT NOW. 1542 00:47:57,367 --> 00:47:59,566 >> Bill: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU 1543 00:47:57,966 --> 00:48:00,966 VERY MUCH. 1544 00:47:59,566 --> 00:48:06,566 VERY FUN. 1545 00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:06,766 TIME FOR "NEW RULES." 1546 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:07,400 ♪ 1547 00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:08,033 NEW RULE: NOW THAT JEANINE PIRO 1548 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,233 STOOD UP TO TRUMP AND SAID SHE 1549 00:48:08,033 --> 00:48:10,866 WON'T PROSECUTE THE GUY TRUMP 1550 00:48:09,233 --> 00:48:12,167 ACCUSED OF VANDALIZING THE 1551 00:48:10,866 --> 00:48:12,800 REFLECTING POOL-- SHE HAS TO 1552 00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:19,733 TELL US: WHY DON'T YOU WANT 1553 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:20,233 AMERICA TO BE GREAT? 1554 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:20,800 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1555 00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:21,333 AND DON'T THINK TRUMP ISN'T 1556 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,000 GOING TO GET BACK AT YOU. 1557 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:31,499 THAT 200% TARIFF ON FRENCH WINE? 1558 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:32,599 NOW IT'S 300%. 1559 00:48:31,499 --> 00:48:33,267 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1560 00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:35,000 NEW RULE: SCOLDS AND PRUDES HAVE 1561 00:48:33,267 --> 00:48:35,833 TO STOP SAYING THERE'S SOMETHING 1562 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:40,433 WEIRD ABOUT MAINE SENATE 1563 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:43,699 CANDIDATE TROY JACKSON BEING 1564 00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:45,933 MARRIED TO HIS SECOND COUSIN. 1565 00:48:43,699 --> 00:48:46,833 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MAINE? 1566 00:48:45,933 --> 00:48:48,133 THERE ARE THREE THINGS TO DO: 1567 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:50,599 MARRY YOUR COUSIN, GET LYME 1568 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:58,400 DISEASE, AND KILL CAMP 1569 00:48:50,599 --> 00:49:00,966 COUNSELORS. 1570 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,499 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1571 00:49:00,966 --> 00:49:02,533 AND THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY 1572 00:49:01,499 --> 00:49:02,766 MARRIED, THEY JUST HAVE A COUPLE 1573 00:49:02,533 --> 00:49:04,933 OF KIDS. 1574 00:49:02,766 --> 00:49:07,300 MARRYING YOUR COUSIN? 1575 00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:08,100 THAT WOULD BE GROSS. 1576 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,633 NEW RULE: SINCE I COULDN'T MAKE 1577 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:11,966 THIS YEAR'S INTERNATIONAL 1578 00:49:10,633 --> 00:49:12,566 ALPHORN FESTIVAL IN NAHN-DAH, 1579 00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:14,633 SWITZERLAND, PLEASE SIGN ME UP 1580 00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:15,267 FOR NEXT YEAR, BECAUSE I'M DYING 1581 00:49:14,633 --> 00:49:25,300 TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU PUT THE 1582 00:49:15,267 --> 00:49:25,800 WEED IN AND HOW YOU LIGHT IT. 1583 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,167 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1584 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,433 AND I HEAR THE MUSIC SUCKS, BUT 1585 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:35,000 THE SNACKS AFTERWARD ARE 1586 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:35,933 AMAZING. 1587 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,766 NEW RULE: NOW THAT SCIENTISTS 1588 00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:40,566 HAVE CREATED THE FIRST EVER 3D 1589 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:41,400 MAP OF THE NERVES RUNNING TO AND 1590 00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:42,267 FROM THE FEMALE CLITORIS, THEY 1591 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,200 HAVE TO TELL ME: WHY DOES IT 1592 00:49:42,267 --> 00:49:46,433 LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE COVER OF 1593 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:57,133 THE EAGLES "ONE OF THESE NIGHTS" 1594 00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:57,633 ALBUM? 1595 00:49:57,133 --> 00:49:58,233 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1596 00:49:57,633 --> 00:49:58,866 NEW RULE: DESIGNERS AT A.I. 1597 00:49:58,233 --> 00:50:00,933 MOGA MUST TELL US WHY THEIR NEW 1598 00:49:58,866 --> 00:50:08,267 HUMANOID ROBOT COMES WITH BLONDE 1599 00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:09,100 HAIR AND A PHAT ASS. 1600 00:50:08,267 --> 00:50:09,633 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1601 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,533 YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD. 1602 00:50:09,633 --> 00:50:11,100 HAVE YOU MET A HUMAN MALE? 1603 00:50:10,533 --> 00:50:19,200 WE'LL STICK OUR DICK IN THE 1604 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:21,267 VACUUM CLEANER. 1605 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,699 HERE'S A SIGN YOU'RE LIVING IN A 1606 00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:23,300 FUTURE NOBODY WANTS. 1607 00:50:21,699 --> 00:50:26,800 WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL AT THE 1608 00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:30,533 CLUB, AND TELL HER "BACK THAT 1609 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:37,400 THING UP," SHE SAYS "YOU MEAN TO 1610 00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:38,000 THE CLOUD?" 1611 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,666 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1612 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,466 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE STOP 1613 00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:45,833 THREATENING TO PUT EVERYONE IN 1614 00:50:40,466 --> 00:50:46,400 JAIL WHO YOU JUST DON'T LIKE. 1615 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:46,866 THE WAY SENATOR RAND PAUL IS 1616 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,933 TRYING TO DO NOW WITH 1617 00:50:46,866 --> 00:50:49,566 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI. 1618 00:50:47,933 --> 00:50:51,833 WHO IS BACK IN THE NEWS BECAUSE 1619 00:50:49,566 --> 00:50:55,033 SENATOR PAUL-- FORMERLY OF THE 1620 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:56,167 "PRIVACY IS EVERYTHING" WING OF 1621 00:50:55,033 --> 00:50:58,466 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY-- GOT HOLD 1622 00:50:56,167 --> 00:51:00,733 OF DR. FAUCI'S PERSONAL DIARY, 1623 00:50:58,466 --> 00:51:02,400 AND PUBLISHED ALL OF IT. 1624 00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:05,533 RAND, BABE, YOUR ENTIRE BRAND IS 1625 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:08,566 SENATOR "RIGHT TO PRIVACY." 1626 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:09,033 YOU'RE THE LIBERTARIAN GUY, THE 1627 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,400 FOURTH AMENDMENT GUY. 1628 00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:11,766 IT'S YOUR FAMILY LEGACY. 1629 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,367 YOUR ENTIRE POLITICAL CAREER HAS 1630 00:51:11,766 --> 00:51:15,367 BEEN ABOUT WARNING US ABOUT 1631 00:51:13,367 --> 00:51:17,133 GOVERNMENT OVERREACH. 1632 00:51:15,367 --> 00:51:22,433 YOU PRINTING SOMEONE'S DIARY IS 1633 00:51:17,133 --> 00:51:24,900 LIKE AOC WEARING A GOWN THAT 1634 00:51:22,433 --> 00:51:28,800 SAYS, "TAX THE POOR." 1635 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:29,466 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1636 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,000 AND SO WE ENTER YET ANOTHER NEWS 1637 00:51:29,466 --> 00:51:35,267 STORY THAT ILLUSTRATES THE 1638 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:35,866 RORSCHACH TEST THAT IS AMERICA: 1639 00:51:35,267 --> 00:51:36,900 DR. FAUCI, DEPENDING ON YOUR 1640 00:51:35,866 --> 00:51:38,800 POLITICS, IS AN ESTEEMED, 1641 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:43,766 DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT OR A 1642 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:46,066 VAIN, FLAWED BUREAUCRAT. 1643 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:46,666 WELL, IT'S BOTH. 1644 00:51:46,066 --> 00:51:47,133 LIFE'S COMPLICATED THAT WAY. 1645 00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,833 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY 1646 00:51:47,133 --> 00:51:48,167 COMPLICATED? 1647 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:49,566 SCIENCE. 1648 00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:51,433 AND DR. FAUCI DEFINITELY GOT 1649 00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:53,433 SOME OF THAT WRONG. 1650 00:51:51,433 --> 00:51:55,033 HE SAID IF YOU GOT THE VACCINE, 1651 00:51:53,433 --> 00:51:56,900 IT WAS HIGHLY UNLIKELY YOU'D GET 1652 00:51:55,033 --> 00:51:57,133 COVID OR TRANSMIT IT. 1653 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,333 WRONG. 1654 00:51:57,133 --> 00:52:01,499 OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT BECAUSE IT 1655 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:02,100 WAS PART OF SOME SELF-DEALING 1656 00:52:01,499 --> 00:52:02,666 PLOT-- THINGS WERE CHANGING 1657 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:02,866 RAPIDLY-- THEY JUST GOT IT 1658 00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:05,666 WRONG. 1659 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:07,633 THAT'S SCIENCE. 1660 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:09,367 REPORTS OF FAUCI DELIBERATELY 1661 00:52:07,633 --> 00:52:11,133 LYING ARE BASED ON LAZY 1662 00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:12,800 RESEARCH, INCLUDING FROM 1663 00:52:11,133 --> 00:52:15,733 CENTRISTS, THAT GOT TIMELINES 1664 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,533 WRONG OR TRANSPOSED. 1665 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:16,699 BUT FAUCI COULD BE UNFORGIVING 1666 00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:17,267 TOO. 1667 00:52:16,699 --> 00:52:21,633 IN HIS DIARY, HE DESCRIBES A 1668 00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:22,300 DISPUTE WITH ANOTHER MEDICAL 1669 00:52:21,633 --> 00:52:22,933 ADVISOR, SCOTT ATLAS, WHO WANTED 1670 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:29,333 TO KEEP THE SCHOOLS OPEN, WHICH 1671 00:52:22,933 --> 00:52:29,800 FAUCI TOLD HIS DEAR DIARY, 1672 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,367 "BORDERS ON CRIMINAL." 1673 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:34,233 NO, HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, AND 1674 00:52:30,367 --> 00:52:34,866 YOU'RE NOT CRIMINAL, WHICH 1675 00:52:34,233 --> 00:52:36,900 SHOULD BE OBVIOUS SINCE ONLY TWO 1676 00:52:34,866 --> 00:52:37,566 MONTHS LATER WHEN ATLAS RESIGNED 1677 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:39,733 FAUCI WROTE "THE ONE AREA HE WAS 1678 00:52:37,566 --> 00:52:41,900 CORRECT WAS IN SAYING THAT 1679 00:52:39,733 --> 00:52:43,866 SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE NOT THE 1680 00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:45,666 DRIVERS OF THE OUTBREAK." 1681 00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:46,300 OKAY, SO CAN WE NOT CALL PEOPLE 1682 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:56,733 CRIMINALS JUST FOR THE PART THEY 1683 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:57,533 GOT WRONG? 1684 00:52:56,733 --> 00:52:58,133 [APPLAUSE] 1685 00:52:57,533 --> 00:52:58,733 LOOK, FROM THE BEGINNING THERE 1686 00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,066 WERE TWO SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT ON 1687 00:52:58,733 --> 00:53:03,133 HOW TO HANDLE COVID: ONE WAS THE 1688 00:53:00,066 --> 00:53:04,433 MODEL THEY FOLLOWED IN SWEDEN 1689 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:06,267 AND FLORIDA, TWO PLACES THAT 1690 00:53:04,433 --> 00:53:12,766 HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON EXCEPT A 1691 00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:13,033 LOVE OF OLD PEOPLE IN SWEATERS. 1692 00:53:12,766 --> 00:53:13,633 [LAUGHTER] 1693 00:53:13,033 --> 00:53:15,066 BUT BOTH PLACES THOUGHT IT WAS 1694 00:53:13,633 --> 00:53:17,300 SMARTER-- AND BOTH DID QUITE 1695 00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:19,133 WELL-- BY LASER-FOCUSING ON 1696 00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:20,367 PROTECTING THE VULNERABLE AND 1697 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:20,566 LETTING LIFE GO ON FOR EVERYONE 1698 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,033 ELSE. 1699 00:53:20,566 --> 00:53:24,866 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA 1700 00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:25,766 TO GET OUT AND GO IN THE SUN FOR 1701 00:53:24,866 --> 00:53:26,267 VITAMIN D AND FRESH AIR. 1702 00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:34,933 YOU KNOW, CRAZY STUFF. 1703 00:53:26,267 --> 00:53:35,966 THE OTHER SIDE? 1704 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:36,367 , OKAY? 1705 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,033 THE OTHER SIDE? 1706 00:53:36,367 --> 00:53:38,966 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THEY ERRED 1707 00:53:37,033 --> 00:53:39,566 ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION. 1708 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:45,233 REALLY, REALLY INTO ERRING ON 1709 00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:46,233 THAT SIDE. 1710 00:53:45,233 --> 00:53:46,833 I SHOWED THIS PICTURE LAST WEEK: 1711 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,833 THAT'S A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST 1712 00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:48,666 MEETING IN COLORADO. 1713 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,866 LAST MONTH! 1714 00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:50,633 THAT'S EXTREME, BUT IT'S THE 1715 00:53:49,866 --> 00:53:55,533 DIRECTION THAT THAT HALF OF THE 1716 00:53:50,633 --> 00:53:56,133 COUNTRY TENDS TOWARD. 1717 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,933 DAVID LEONHARDT STUDIED THIS 1718 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:58,566 ISSUE AND WROTE OF DEMOCRATS 1719 00:53:57,933 --> 00:54:00,167 DURING THE PANDEMIC "ORGANIZING 1720 00:53:58,566 --> 00:54:02,599 THEIR LIVES AROUND COVID IS CORE 1721 00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:04,433 TO THEIR IDENTITY AS 1722 00:54:02,599 --> 00:54:05,966 PROGRESSIVES." 1723 00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:07,900 AND THAT IS THE PLACE WHERE I 1724 00:54:05,966 --> 00:54:10,900 HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE HERO 1725 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:13,400 WORSHIP OF ANTHONY FAUCI. 1726 00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:14,966 BECAUSE IT SEEMS FAME IS A DRUG 1727 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,433 WITH A 100% ADDICTION RATE. 1728 00:54:14,966 --> 00:54:18,233 HAVE YOU READ SOME OF THE SHIT 1729 00:54:16,433 --> 00:54:18,833 IN FAUCI'S DIARY? 1730 00:54:18,233 --> 00:54:22,400 LAST WEEK I PLAYED A GAME HERE 1731 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:22,933 CALLED "WHO SAID IT: FAUCI OR 1732 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,000 TRUMP?" 1733 00:54:22,933 --> 00:54:26,466 LET'S PLAY: "IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE 1734 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 TO SAY I AM THE MOST FAMOUS AND 1735 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:28,499 TALKED ABOUT PERSON IN THE 1736 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,133 COUNTRY." 1737 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:30,866 "THE NURSES WENT ABSOLUTELY WILD 1738 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:33,033 TO SEE ME." 1739 00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:40,499 "I AM SUCH A VALUED SPOKESPERSON 1740 00:54:33,033 --> 00:54:41,066 AND A GOOD COMMUNICATOR." 1741 00:54:40,499 --> 00:54:42,833 "ONE PERSON SAID THAT TYRA 1742 00:54:41,066 --> 00:54:43,333 BANKS WAS SEXY, BUT I WAS EVEN 1743 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:43,833 MORE SEXY THAN SHE WAS." 1744 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,766 NONE OF THAT IS TRUMP. 1745 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:47,533 THAT'S ALL FAUCI. 1746 00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:51,599 WRITING TO HIMSELF. 1747 00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:51,800 AT 80. 1748 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:52,966 WHY? 1749 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,000 SO HE CAN READ IT BACK WHEN HE'S 1750 00:54:52,966 --> 00:55:04,033 100 AND REMEMBER WHAT A HOT 1751 00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:04,766 PIECE OF ASS HE WAS AT 80? 1752 00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,300 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1753 00:55:04,766 --> 00:55:07,699 TALK ABOUT MAIN CHARACTER 1754 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:08,333 SYNDROME! 1755 00:55:07,699 --> 00:55:20,233 FAUCI DROPS CELEBRITY NAMES LIKE 1756 00:55:08,333 --> 00:55:20,733 60 MINUTES DROPS CORRESPONDENTS. 1757 00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:21,333 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1758 00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:21,900 IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT THAT IN 1759 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:22,499 THE 1950'S JONAS SALK KEPT A 1760 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:25,233 DIARY AS HE WAS DEVELOPING THE 1761 00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:26,533 POLIO VACCINE, BUT IT WAS MOSTLY 1762 00:55:25,233 --> 00:55:31,666 ABOUT HOW HE GOT TO MEET HOWDY 1763 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:32,367 DOODY. 1764 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:36,599 AM I SAYING ALL OF FAUCI'S 1765 00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:37,200 DECISIONS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE HE 1766 00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:38,066 WAS LAPPING UP THE ADULATION? 1767 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:43,800 NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY AWFULLY 1768 00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:44,367 HARD NOT TO NOTICE HOW MUCH 1769 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,400 FAUCI IS ENERGIZED BY BEING 1770 00:55:44,367 --> 00:55:49,400 EMBRACED BY ONE PARTICULAR 1771 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,433 CULTURAL TRIBE. 1772 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,066 IT WAS JULIA ROBERTS WHO WERE 1773 00:55:50,433 --> 00:55:51,400 TELLING FAUCI HE WAS JESUS WITH 1774 00:55:51,066 --> 00:56:00,200 A PETRI DISH. 1775 00:55:51,400 --> 00:56:00,833 NOT RANDY QUAID. 1776 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,333 AND THAT SIDE LIKES TO THINK OF 1777 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,200 THEMSELVES AS THE PURELY 1778 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,499 "SCIENCE" PEOPLE, EVEN THOUGH 1779 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,633 KEEPING KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL THAT 1780 00:56:03,499 --> 00:56:06,566 LONG AND TRAUMATIZING 1781 00:56:05,633 --> 00:56:08,566 TWO-YEAR-OLDS WITH MASKS WASN'T 1782 00:56:06,566 --> 00:56:10,699 GOOD SCIENCE. 1783 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:14,167 FAUCI SUPPORTED SOME STRANGE 1784 00:56:10,699 --> 00:56:14,533 POLICIES FOR SUCH AN ESTEEMED 1785 00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:16,367 EPIDEMIOLOGIST. 1786 00:56:14,533 --> 00:56:17,233 NATURAL IMMUNITY DOESN'T COUNT 1787 00:56:16,367 --> 00:56:18,100 NOW? 1788 00:56:17,233 --> 00:56:19,167 MEANING, EVEN IF YOU'VE HAD THE 1789 00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:20,599 DISEASE, YOU STILL HAD TO GET 1790 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,966 THE SHOT? 1791 00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:24,233 THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE WHAT 1792 00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:26,200 PFIZER AND FAUCI'S CELEBRITY 1793 00:56:24,233 --> 00:56:28,433 FRIENDS WANTED TO HEAR. 1794 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,333 HE LET THIS SHIT GO TO HIS HEAD. 1795 00:56:28,433 --> 00:56:32,333 TURNS OUT THE REALLY DANGEROUS 1796 00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:34,433 "INTIMATE CONTACT" WASN'T 1797 00:56:32,333 --> 00:56:42,833 SHAKING HANDS, IT WAS KISSING 1798 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:43,733 ASS. 1799 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,633 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1800 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:49,433 AND YET, HE IS SO VERY, VERY FAR 1801 00:56:44,633 --> 00:56:50,000 AWAY FROM BEING A CRIMINAL. 1802 00:56:49,433 --> 00:56:53,599 PLEASE, HE'S NOT DR. MENGELE 1803 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,699 BECAUSE YOUR KID HAD TO TAKE 1804 00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:56,400 ALGEBRA ON ZOOM; HE PUT IN A LOT 1805 00:56:54,699 --> 00:56:57,433 OF SERVICE FOR THE COUNTRY. 1806 00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:01,333 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WAS 1807 00:56:57,433 --> 00:57:01,900 SOMEWHAT SEDUCED. 1808 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:02,433 I MEAN, ASK YOURSELF, WHAT 1809 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:03,533 HAPPENS EVERY TIME IN HIGH 1810 00:57:02,433 --> 00:57:09,566 SCHOOL THE NERDY KID GETS 1811 00:57:03,533 --> 00:57:09,966 INVITED TO THE COOL KID'S 1812 00:57:09,566 --> 00:57:10,566 TABLE? 1813 00:57:09,966 --> 00:57:11,200 OKAY, THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED-- 1814 00:57:10,566 --> 00:57:14,233 BUT IF IT DID LOOK, WHEN SOMEONE 1815 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,866 STROKES YOUR EGO IT AFFECTS YOUR 1816 00:57:14,233 --> 00:57:16,633 OPINIONS, AND IT'S ALL TOO EASY 1817 00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:17,267 TO GO FROM "EVERYONE SAYS I'M 1818 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:21,433 AMAZING" TO "ONLY IDIOTS 1819 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:22,100 DISAGREE WITH ME." 1820 00:57:21,433 --> 00:57:25,267 HOLLYWOOD CO-OPTED FAUCI, AND 1821 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:25,900 FAUCI TOLD THE COUNTRY WHAT 1822 00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:27,699 HOLLYWOOD WANTED IT TO HEAR: "IF 1823 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:36,966 YOU GO OUTSIDE YOU'LL DIE. 1824 00:57:27,699 --> 00:57:40,033 SO SEND YOUR ASSISTANT." 1825 00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:40,633 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1826 00:57:40,033 --> 00:57:41,233 I WANNA THANK MY GUESTS MATT 1827 00:57:40,633 --> 00:57:41,433 WELCH, TARA PALMERI AND MIKE 1828 00:57:41,233 --> 00:57:42,033 ROWE. 1829 00:57:41,433 --> 00:57:42,633 CLUB RANDOM DROPS EVERY MONDAY 1830 00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:43,466 ON YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER 1831 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:46,400 YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS. 1832 00:57:43,466 --> 00:57:48,267 NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME" ON 1833 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,599 YOUTUBE. 1834 00:57:48,267 --> 00:57:52,400 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND 1835 00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:58,433 GENTLEMEN. 1836 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:59,833 OH, THANK YOU.